If he gets FU money and goes to Yellowstone, make sure he makes it to Yellowstone in Idaho. Also, known as the ZONE OF DEATH.
The
United States District Court for the District of Wyoming is currently the only
United States district court to have jurisdiction over parts of multiple states. This is because its jurisdiction includes all of Yellowstone National Park, which extends slightly beyond Wyoming's boundaries into
Idaho and
Montana. In addition, the federal government has
exclusive jurisdiction over the park, so crimes committed in the park cannot be prosecuted under any of the states' laws.
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Trials in the district court are normally held at the federal courthouse in
Cheyenne, Wyoming. However, the
Sixth Amendment to the United States Constitution decrees that juries in federal criminal cases must be made up of citizens who are from both the district
and state where the crime was committed. Because of this, charges for a crime alleged to have been committed in the area of the park in Idaho would have to be tried before a
jury consisting entirely of residents of that area, and the trial would also have to take place in that area.
[6] As the Idaho portion of the park is uninhabited, a jury of residents of both the state and district could not be empaneled. As the Constitution guarantees the right to a jury trial, specified three separate times (
Article III, Section 2;
6th Amendment;
7th Amendment), a defendant facing any
felony or
misdemeanor charge, being unable to receive a constitutional trial, could not be legally punished regardless of guilt or innocence.
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Bring your vodka, guns, rope and sexual lubricants because in the ZoD it's time to fucking party.