Social Meme thread V.71 - World's laziest Mod edition

[ICHEERTHEBULL]

 

[Senkoy]

 

[Fox by the Sea]

This is who you are sending your kids to for an education

sounds like a balanced person

 

[KnightTemplar]

You'll Never Beat The Government With Just Guns,' Says Party That Also Believes Government Was Almost Toppled By Unarmed Mob On January 6

 

[Gio]

 

[Gio]

 

[Gio]

 

[KnightTemplar]

we had a college kids parents come into the precinct saying they hadn't heard from their son and it was unusual so we performed a health check

strap your self in for this one:

So we enter the apt and you immediately knew he was dead... we sent the parents back to the RMP , and entered.. nothing looked out of the ordinary.. no signs of a struggle nothing out of place... until we got to the bathroom...

my partner immediately threw up all over the place and i had to choke it back down....

Apparently the student took a shower and then decided to pleasure himself ... not that out of the ordinary ... however, he stuck the plunger to the tile floor and was riding up and down on it while masturbating .. the tile floor was wet and.....

he impaled himself

sticking right out of his chest right above his belly button was the wooden handle... and he looked like he didnt die right away either... eyes wide open mouth agape etc twisted in horror and pain...

it was bad....

then we called it in and when the duty captain came on scene with the deputy inspector the first thing they said was

"i wonder if he came?"


i was like "Jesus Christ man... "

the inspector said after seeing shit like this for 25+ yrs you have to have a sense of humor or you are not gonna last in this business...

he was right ...

Gallows humour is a coping mechanism in any profession that deals with death on a regular basis: law enforcement, medical, military etc.

SAS selection involves long marches over rough terrain carrying heavy loads, and is always timed to coincided with the hottest or coldest months of the year. When a search party found a missing recruit dead from hypothermia, the SAS NCO leading it said,

"Well, that's him failed Selection"

 

[GearSolidMetal]

 

[uppercutbus]

~Video~

~Video~

 

[uppercutbus]

Weed as incentive for Covid jab
~Video~

If it was as deadly as they claim they wouldn't be pleading like this.

 

[uppercutbus]

 

[uppercutbus]

McCloskeys show off new gun after being forced to turn over previous weapons in plea deal
https://thepostmillennial.com/mcclo...ed-to-turn-over-previous-weapons-in-plea-deal

"We're strong advocates of the Second Amendment and we're going to continue to exercise our rights and protect ourselves. We intend to keep our arms and bear them. We're a constitutional carry state. I will replace those (guns) which the state took."

 

[GtehMVP]

 

[GearSolidMetal]

 

[Cherry Brigand]

@irish_thug

 

[Cherry Brigand]

This is excellent. I should buy a few and replace the love version with these and see how long it takes the owners to notice.

 

[EndlessCritic]

"The player, Megan Frederickson, has been playing for the Portland Fire for the last four years. She's broken many records over her short career, becoming the first player to score three baskets in a game, the first player to go over sixty seconds without a total air ball, and the first player to play a whole game without bursting into tears. She even got a record twelve fans to tune in to one of her games."

quality headline and article.

 

[irish_thug]

@irish_thug

I see someone wants their meme to be the op of the new version

 

[Fugazy]

sounds like a balanced person

White liberal women will be the death of America.