When Sarah Palin was hacked, the hackers clicked "forgot my password". Then used her Wikipedia page to answer the security questions.

In 2016, the U.S. Treasury Department revealed that same-sex male couples have an average household income of $176,000 - roughly $63,000 more than opposite-sex couples - confirming that there is some truth to the age-old myth that gays, particularly white cisgender men, have disposable income.
Same-sex married men with children have average earnings of $275,000, more than double that of heterosexual and same-sex female couples. The combined buying power (DPI) of the U.S. lesbian, gay, and bisexual adult population was estimated at $987 billion in a 2017 projection by Witeck Communications.
This happened 11 years ago and I didn't know about it. I feel retarded.
Things were better 5 minutes ago when I didn't know what futa is.