(MEGA) Fighter Norwood Discussion

[Rex Kwon Do]

Remember when this depressed Canadian charlatan said he drastically improved his hairline through diet and good vibes?

 

[BEATDOWNS]

Rousimar Palhares has GOAT hairline

/thread

 

[The Witcher]

low energy, shit genetics. almost everyone in here

 

[BEATDOWNS]

 

[cheesus]

I'm basically sporting the Luke Rockhold with a tiny bit more thinning up top and a little less receding, going to grow out a buzz cut mullet to live of my final hair years as a rat.

 

[x__stylez__x]

I don’t know what’s worse, Dana’s lack of hair, or those fucked up teeth.

 

[Wadtucket]

I'm basically sporting the Luke Rockhold with a tiny bit more thinning up top and a little less receding, going to grow out a buzz cut mullet to live of my final hair years as a rat.

What's the status of your vertex bruvva? Rockhold's is confirmed breached

 

[HHJ]

it's actually around 35/36. if you still have no signs of balding, you are prolly safe.
but you can get the surprise even after 30.

38,no signs. No greys either (1 or 2 beard hairz) My grandpa was fuckin 90 when he died and it was just receding.

 

[cheesus]

What's the status of your vertex bruvva? Rockhold's is confirmed breached

Obviously visible if looking directly at it or under light, but good enough to pull off a full set of hair. I would say it's looking like Tim Kennedys. Best of both worlds. So far my regime is wishful thinking and rogaine, not touching the anti dick pills. In a few years I'll probably have to start shaving it off, might get a swastika between my eye brows and look at everyone cock eyed.

 

[Wadtucket]

Obviously visible if looking directly at it or under light, but good enough to pull off a full set of hair. I would say it's looking like Tim Kennedys. Best of both worlds. So far my regime is wishful thinking and rogaine, not touching the anti dick pills. In a few years I'll probably have to start shaving it off, might get a swastika between my eye brows and look at everyone cock eyed.

Look into scalp wounding and Nizoral

 

[Marc A]

Dat ass and dat calves, who is she? for research purposes.

Balding brahs on finasteride can finally get it up again...

Jaime Koeppe i believe

 

[Rex Kwon Do]

What's the status of your vertex bruvva? Rockhold's is confirmed breached

And a vertex breach is much worse than a Norwaad 2 or 3. You can work with temple recession via Dagestani obfuscation. But nothing short of continual application of Toppik is going to help a bare vertex.

 

[dissectingaorticaneurysm]

38,no signs. No greys either (1 or 2 beard hairz) My grandpa was fuckin 90 when he died and it was just receding.

sounds like you've got good hair genetics, unlike the man in your av.

 

[dfoster]

My Norwood > Your Norwood

 

[HHJ]

sounds like you've got good hair genetics, unlike the man in your av.

Its from my moms side. My dads side start fallin apart in the 30s

 

[Zeta Reticuli]

I don’t know what’s worse, Dana’s lack of hair, or those fucked up teeth.

 

[HHJ]

I don’t know what’s worse, Dana’s lack of hair, or those fucked up teeth.

That reminds me of how shitty brocks teeth are

 

[Wadtucket]

sounds like you've got good hair genetics, unlike the man in your av.

His brother went full Dr Phil

Respect

 

[dfoster]

Lol, this

The GOAT

Simian looking dude

This is the new goat

 

[dissectingaorticaneurysm]

His brother went full Dr Phil

Respect

the ultimate sacrifice, when a man who is follicularly blessed expresses solidarity with the less fortunate.