(MEGA) Fighter Norwood Discussion

it's especially hilarious if they pretend to be manlier than someone concerned about their hair and clothes- while spending 3 hours in the gym every day to "get the right pump".
"Caring about getting bald is beta as fuck... alphas like me don't care at all" - Bald Man

"Hey hold up let me get the lights pointing straight down so my abs can pop in my profile pic bro" - Same Bald Man

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I've been told that I look like a martian because of my head shape
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When it's gone you're all dome and you better not look like an alien











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Balding men have always been insecure throughout history. Don't delude yourself into thinking it's uniquely modern.

https://www.quora.com/Was-baldness-common-in-ancient-Greece-or-Rome


For the Romans, a luxurious hair was a sign of health and youth. Men loved having thick, curly hair:
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Historians like Plutarch and doctors like Galen even had recommendations about using pomades and herbal remedies for hair care.

For that reason, Julius Caesar was quite ashamed of being bald:

He was somewhat over-nice in the care of his person, being not only carefully trimmed and shaved, but even having superfluous hair plucked out, as some have charged; while his baldness was a disfigurement would troubled him greatly, since he found that it was often the subject of the gibes of his detractors. Because of it he used to comb forward his scanty locks from the crown of his head, and of all the honours voted him by the senate and people there was none which he received or made use of more gladly than the privilege of wearing a laurel wreath at all times.​

Suetonius, Life of Caesar.​

And Caligula, his relative, too:

His eyes and temples were hollow, his forehead broad and grim, his hair thin and entirely gone on the top of his head, though his body was hairy…

Whenever he ran across handsome men with fine heads of hair, he disfigured them by having the backs of their heads shaved.

Suetonius, Life of Caligula

Germans and Gauls made quite a money selling their hair to make wigs so, undoubtely, they had a lot of bald men that tried to hide it.
The romans & greeks were a lot like the society of today’s progressive west:
-sexually open
-vain
-promiscuous
-gluttonous

Judeo-christian values go against roman values. Christians of the time were looked at as strange for being sexually monogamous, and chalking up roman/greek pleasures as sins


Conservative western culture shares Christian values
 
Lol Yeah. Arent guys that workout insecure and vain under this dumb logic too then?

I never will understand guys that take pride in looking like bums. As if taking care of your hair and face, and dressing decently is something to be ashamed of or "gay".
It's not about insecurity. When you look good, you feel good. And you'll reap the benefits from it. Simple as that.
90% of dudes who workout are insecure or vain 5% are actual athletes. The other 5 do it for health-related reasons exclusively.

I pulled these statistics out of my ass, A valid source
 
It's the hair style. When it's short and faded, the barber just cuts it so the hairline looks better and even.
 
90% of dudes who workout are insecure or vain 5% are actual athletes. The other 5 do it for health-related reasons exclusively.

I pulled these statistics out of my ass, A valid source
Boiling it down to "insecurity" is silly. What does that even mean? That's so broad.

I work out because I want to be healthy, active, feel good, and look good. I think those are the reasons that most people work out. Working out is logical. Why would one settle for not being as good as they could be?
What does that have to do with being insecure?
 
The romans & greeks were a lot like the society of today’s progressive west:
-sexually open
-vain
-promiscuous
-gluttonous

Judeo-christian values go against roman values. Christians of the time were looked at as strange for being sexually monogamous, and chalking up roman/greek pleasures as sins


Conservative western culture shares Christian values
Ancient Greece defines "Western Culture". Judeo-Christianity is a semitic desert culture. Only later when it infused with the remnants of Rome and mixed with pagan European customs did it become the Christianity we know today.

But you are correct that Judeo-Christianity promoted humility when it came to one's appearance. Hence all the strict rules about dress and hair shared among Jews, Christians and Muslims. But the height of Christendom in Europe was the Enlightenment, and that's when guys dressed like this:
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Boiling it down to "insecurity" is silly. What does that even mean? That's so broad.

I work out because I want to be healthy, active, feel good, and look good. I think those are the reasons that most people work out. Working out is logical. Why would one settle for not being as good as they could be?
What does that have to do with being insecure?
and if there was a workout for hairlines, every man on earth would be doing it.
 
It's the hair style. When it's short and faded, the barber just cuts it so the hairline looks better and even.

There is no way you can create the density of the first picture with a hair style. When there is no hair, anything combed over it is thin and shows scalp underneath it. The only way to create the illusion of a full head of hair when your temples are receding is to have a crazy, poofy style or a Dagestani style like Zabit (who has temple recession but you never see it). If you have a low, tight hairstyle like Jorge, it is completely impossible to fool people. You can't have that style if you're receding.

I can't believe people keep suggesting this. Why do you guys think some guys have such visibly shitty hairlines if you think the solution is as simple as combing the hair forward and getting a haircut? It's not because it's not a choice. Once the hair is gone, it's gone and you will never look like Jorge used to look without a transplant.
 
There is no way you can create the density of the first picture with a hair style. When there is no hair, anything combed over it is thin and shows scalp underneath it. The only way to create the illusion of a full head of hair when your temples are receding is to have a crazy, poofy style or a Dagestani style like Zabit (who has temple recession but you never see it). If you have a low, tight hairstyle like Jorge, it is completely impossible to fool people. You can't have that style if you're receding.

I can't believe people keep suggesting this. Why do you guys think some guys have such visibly shitty hairlines if you think the solution is as simple as combing the hair forward and getting a haircut? It's not because it's not a choice. Once the hair is gone, it's gone and you will never look like Jorge used to look without a transplant.
Spoken like a true balding poofy style Dagestanoid
 
My uncle has a hairline on point in his mind to late 50s. But it's all gray, white. He went prematurely gray at like 25 but his hair never changed from 25. I don't have a single gray hair on me at 35. But my hairline has receeded a little bit. Not quite Norwood 2, but it has receeded a little after I turned 30. Going by genetics it's not going to receed much more. It still sucks tho. I'll post my hairline right now to be judged I don't give a fuck. I know most guys in this thread would kill to have it.
 
Jorge used to have one of the tightest hairlines in the game. It was Schaub level. But in the past year or so, DHT has absolutely ravaged his scalp. Sad!

Two years ago

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Today

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Not cool man...

You don’t call a guy out on his bald or balding hair line...

That’s Bruh code...

Just like if you have a body with a small donger... You don’t ever let the cat out of the bag.. This may only apply to guys that played hockey...
 
Well on the bright side, multiple women report he is hung like a horse so who needs hair on your head when you’ve got a hammer in your pants?
 
My uncle has a hairline on point in his mind to late 50s. But it's all gray, white. He went prematurely gray at like 25 but his hair never changed from 25. I don't have a single gray hair on me at 35. But my hairline has receeded a little bit. Not quite Norwood 2, but it has receeded a little after I turned 30. Going by genetics it's not going to receed much more. It still sucks tho. I'll post my hairline right now to be judged I don't give a fuck. I know most guys in this thread would kill to have it.
curious to see now
 
Well on the bright side, multiple women report he is hung like a horse so who needs hair on your head when you’ve got a hammer in your pants?
Well you would need your chramputation to precede your hairline reveal

That, my friend, is what we call hatfishing

Big foul
 
My uncle has a hairline on point in his mind to late 50s. But it's all gray, white. He went prematurely gray at like 25 but his hair never changed from 25. I don't have a single gray hair on me at 35. But my hairline has receeded a little bit. Not quite Norwood 2, but it has receeded a little after I turned 30. Going by genetics it's not going to receed much more. It still sucks tho. I'll post my hairline right now to be judged I don't give a fuck. I know most guys in this thread would kill to have it.

Is it weird that I’m anticipating this pic almost as much if not more than a hot girl telling me she’s gonna send nudes?
 
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