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Is that even a fictional character or is that just some random big tittied woman on a computer?
fictional, because no one has a blackberry anymore.
Is that even a fictional character or is that just some random big tittied woman on a computer?
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Melvin Ferd III
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Melvin is a stereotypical 98-pound weakling; he works as a janitor at a health club in fictional Tromaville, New Jersey. There, he is tormented by his customers, particularly Bozo , Slug , Wanda , and Julie , who harass and tease him constantly. The Mayor of Tromaville is Mayor Peter Belgoody (Pat Ryan Jr.) who, unknown to the citizens of the town, is also the leader of a massive Tromaville crime ring, but hides this fact by promoting good will and proposed justice to the town as a cover-up. As days go by Melvin's tormentors grow more and more violent, to the point of killing a young boy on a bike by running him over with their car and taking photos of the carnage afterwards.
Finally, they trick Melvin into wearing a pink tutu and kissing a sheep. He is chased around the health club by other customers and out a second story window. He lands in a drum of toxic waste, which immediately causes severe burns and disfigurement. Despite the burning chemicals having caused him to burst into flames, Melvin survives and stumbles home. Drawing a bath in an attempt to scrub some of the chemical residue from his horribly scarred flesh, Melvin begins his transformation into a hideously deformed creature of superhuman size and strength
heres Fingercuffs
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but with a British accent
fictional, because no one has a blackberry anymore.
I look at you all like the fetus attached to the nurses face on that one episode south park