Mayberry Posters as Fictional Characters

[Bobby Boulders]

Hai Guise!

Blitz55 ran this thread by me last night, and I thought it was a pretty cool idea.

It is simple. Just think of a well known citizen here in good ol' Mayberry, and decide which fictional character best represents that poster, and why. This may be from any medium of your choosing, film, tv, fairy tale, et al.

I will start.

Cinturao is Leon, The Professional

Here's a little bit of background on Leon, for those of you that aren't familiar or are 20 and have never heard of this film:

From Wiki:

Leone "L

 

[Merlotte's]

Oh my this is brilliant. lol, cint being TGF's mom and Leon in recent threads.

 

[Noob]

I dont have any ideas because i dont have an imagination anymore and i lack creativity but someone do me

 

[ghoul]

lol I like it.

 

[equus]

sparky is walt.

 

[KermitDaToad]

Bobby Boulders

Am I doing it right?

 

[CraneKicks]

I dont have any ideas because i dont have an imagination anymore and i lack creativity but someone do me

Careful what you ask for around here.

I've never seen you before, but I think you're like this guy.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Bobby Boulders

Am I doing it right?

No, I don't smoke crack, I like opiates.

FAIL

 

[KermitDaToad]

And this is clearly Cint..

http://freethemblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/trade-of-innocents-:eek::eek::eek::eek:phile.jpg?w=470

 

[loyalyolayal]

can i be any of the mods?

 

[KermitDaToad]

And for some reason I picture this as Det Kimble...

 

[philth]

I always picture Bear Man as some Paul Bunyon type dude.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

I always picture Bear Man as some Paul Bunyon type dude.

I have seen Bear Man, and this description is dead on.

 

[philth]

Tomax is, of course:

 

[Merlotte's]

fingercuffs

Vivian Ward, a beautiful, kind-hearted prostitute on Hollywood Boulevard, who is independent and assertive—refusing to have a pimp and fiercely reserving the right to choose her customers and what she would do and not do when with them. She runs into Edward, a wealthy businessman, when he asks her for directions to Beverly Hills. Edward hires Vivian for the night and offers her $3,000 to spend the week as his escort to business social engagements

You get the gist of it. Classy and foul-mouthed at times. Friendly yet assertive.

Love ya 'cuffs!

 

[KermitDaToad]

Revolver

 

[Bobby Boulders]

KermitDaToad

 

[Aunty Dana**]

Cinturao as Gary Soneji/The Spider from Along Came a Spider (2001)

Plot from Wiki:

Spoiler

After Washington, D.C. detective, forensic psychologist, and author Alex Cross (Morgan Freeman) loses control of a sting operation, resulting in the death of his partner, he opts to retire from the force. He finds himself drawn back to police work when Megan Rose (Mika Boorem), the daughter of a United States senator, is kidnapped from her exclusive private school by computer science teacher Gary Soneji (Michael Wincott). U.S. Secret Service Special Agent Jezzie Flannigan (Monica Potter), held responsible for the breach in security, joins forces with Cross to find the missing girl.

Soneji contacts Cross by phone and alerts him to the fact one of Megan's sneakers is in the detective's mailbox, proving he's the kidnapper. Cross deduces the man is obsessed with the 1932 Charles A. Lindbergh Jr. kidnapping and hopes to become as infamous as Bruno Hauptmann by committing a new "Crime of the Century" that might be discussed by Cross in one of his true crime books. Megan's kidnapping proves to be only part of Soneji's real plan: to kidnap the son of the Russian president, Dimitri Starodubov (Anton Yelchin), guaranteeing himself greater infamy.

 

[DangDaGawd]

No, I don't smoke crack, I like opiates.

FAIL

 

[KermitDaToad]

Fingercuffs..MMAGirl or any other supposed female on here regularly.