Mayberry Posters as Fictional Characters

[Bobby Boulders]

Who am I?

 

[jackietreehorn8]

osudude:

 

[The Batman]

Pretty badass, if I do say so myself.

I totally get to hit Rouge.

 

[MMA since 1993]

osudude:

he loves to checkout mens asses with a smile

 

[$uperman]

$uperman is Marcus from Get Rich or Die Tryin'

Because $uperman is a G.

Thanks man.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Sam Merlotte is Nev Schulman from Catfish

Because, although Nev isn't fictional, Sammy's online infatuation with DanPat is all too real.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Thanks man.

No problem homie.

 

[Merlotte's]

This may also be cinturao.

But he'd never say this:

I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl.

 

[Blitz55]

Doughbelly

destructive

 

[faustian]

Three Gun Feesh

 

[therealdope]

For SevenSamurai, I think of Patrick Swayze from Point Break. Dude's pretty Zen

Best one yet. I agree.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

AncientEnemy is Mr. Wilson from Dennis the Menace

Because he seems like a nice guy, put doesn't put up with the antics of those pesky kids!

 

[Merlotte's]

Sam Merlotte is Nev Schulman from Catfish

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Because, although Nev isn't fictional, Sammy's online infatuation with DanPat is all too real.

lol

SamPat + DanPat <3

 

[Blitz55]

JustAnotherGuy

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Da Speeit is Tom Hansen from 500 Days of Summer

Because we all know who is Mayberry's resident hipster.

 

[Blitz55]

Lets get this out of the way.

Palpatine

Spoiler

 

[destructive]

destructive

She's a princess so I'm completely ok with this

#teamblitz

 

[therealdope]

therealdope

Benjamin Braddock - The Graduate

While the majority of Mayberry posters are fixated with the current generation of trashy starlets, therealdope has a respectable appreciation for the Mrs. Robinson's of silver screen. No posters affinity for classy dames rivals that of TRD's.

Whoa! I am married to an older woman.

The funny part (to me) is that IRL I am little like Dustin Hoffman's character in Rain Man.

BTW - The classic women thread in P&M outed some other poster's respect for beauties from another era.

 

[Blitz55]

Because we all know who is Mayberry's resident hipster.

I always think of him as hipster to. Thats so funny. hehe

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

Equus-Danny Trejo from Machete. A disgraced former federale and Mexican to boot. Plus I heard he banged lindsay lohan.