Mayberry Lounge: The Movie

[Flemmy Stardust]

You'd call it "Whatever Happened to Will Jacobs?"

He would definitely be played by Jay Baruchel

 

[Loiosh]

Dammit.

I always read your name as MEAT a tron.

I thought you had some kind of robot porn fetish.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

RIP Det_Kimble

She is still in my heart.

Det wasn't really a Mayberry poster.. on that account

 

[Kick Strickland]

I turned down a role in Young Guns 3 to make this piece of shit

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Det wasn't really a Mayberry poster.. on that account

Preaching to the choir, my nig.

 

[Peteyandjia]

 

[Loiosh]

I was thinking something greener and six foot 10 ish for maximum fapability.

We got our Sherdog albums back and I found this.

 

[EmpireShallFall]

Can I own a tranny bar in this movie? I'll waive the cover fee for you guys during happy hour. @Zer you're always welcome in, no charge.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Can I own a tranny bar in this movie? I'll waive the cover fee for you guys during happy hour. @Zer you're always welcome in, no charge.

Since I am the king of Sherdog, can I drink free?

 

[EmpireShallFall]

Since I am the king of Sherdog, can I drink free?

I'll waive the cover charge. But no one drinks for free. I gotta keep my business afloat. Booze and the prostitution pays the bills. It's all worth it.

 

[Loiosh]

Tranny bar?

My body is ready.

Hey, I know I'm years late to the party, but the scene where he beats himself up is supposed to be a major clue that Tyler doesn't exist, right?

Yes, this occurred to me exactly now.

 

[minute bull]

 

[Bobby Boulders]

I'll waive the cover charge. But no one drinks for free. I gotta keep my business afloat. Booze and the prostitution pays the bills. It's all worth it.

I'm about to kick you out of my kingdom.

 

[EmpireShallFall]

I'm about to kick you out of my kingdom.

I'm willing to compromise. How about this: You are allowed to bring in your booze or you can get free 'services' from my girls once a week.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

I'm willing to compromise. How about this: You are allowed to bring in your booze or you can get free 'services' from my girls once a week.

A king doesn't compromise.

 

[Doughbelly]

We got our Sherdog albums back and I found this.

Hrm. Gina is pretty cankle-y, which is kind-of/almost a deal killer for me. But I suppose they look sexy enough in high heels...

Okay. I assent to being played by Gina in the movie.

 

[Loiosh]

Hrm. Gina is pretty cankle-y, which is kind-of/almost a deal killer for me. But I suppose they look sexy enough in high heels...

Okay. I assent to being played by Gina in the movie.

The second I reinstall Photoshop, you name the girl, and I'll make her ten feet tall and whatever shade of green floats your boat.

 

[Loiosh]

A king doesn't compromise.

I believe the phrase is "Dead kings didn't compromise."

 

[Deleted member 429137]

A Mayberry Movie would be exactly like Cool Cat Saves The Kids - a lot of disbelief and a lot of uncomfortable laughter.

 

[Doughbelly]

The second I reinstall Photoshop, you name the girl, and I'll make her ten feet tall and whatever shade of green floats your boat.

No, no. I'm okay with Gina. As a matter of fact, I've got my eyes closed and am imagining it now....













Okay, done.

But I won't say no to the shoops, either.