Mayberry Lounge: The Movie

[Drake]

What thread? Wtf?! I am legit fucked up about this.

Thread is gone, *****.

@Cool Hand Luke can be a eunuch, @Homeless Infant will obviously be a bum (probably my homey that gives intel with me), @Lethal will be Restaurant Worker #1.

Sounds good to me.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Thread is gone, *****.

Sounds good to me.

Us bum nigs gotta stick together, no what I'm sayin?

 

[M3t4tr0n]

We can cast a staple to play clippy

 

[Drake]

Us bum nigs gotta stick together, no what I'm sayin?

 

[Bobby Boulders]

You mean like a Morgan Freeman? Or Taylor Pruitt Vince?

Gotta be Leo, so that he can finally get that Oscar that has eluded him

 

[M3t4tr0n]

You mean like a Morgan Freeman? Or Taylor Pruitt Vince?

That would be perfect. If not then Bobcat Goldthwait.

 

[fingercuffs]

Leo already played a flat inanimate object in THE REVENANT.

And got fucked by a bear.

 

[Jesus X]

Jesus X in the role of handsome "latino" played by kuno becker

 

[fingercuffs]

Twice. My gosh Brad looked sexy tonight.

 

[fingercuffs]

Were people being sarcastic and mean, or genuinely nice about it?

I asked SS about her sexual identity once, bc I always thought she was a dude, then I saw someone say she was a she. I wasn't being an ass about it, really, just curious because I like to know who I am talking to. SS never replied. Maybe other started asking and she felt she needed to set the record straight?

Anyway, I am saddened that SS won't be around for however long. One of my favorite people here. I hope people weren't being mean.

Who's SS? Sowing Season?

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

A buddy movie along the lines of:

Spoiler

 

[Jesus X]

Twice. My gosh Brad looked sexy tonight.

 

[fingercuffs]

If she left, she left of her own accord.

 

[Jesus X]

A buddy movie along the lines of:

Spoiler

I lmao when he didn't bring back any fish after he told his wife he was going fishing with his friend.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Who's SS? Sowing Season?

ShadowSneak, but I understand why you asked about the other SS. I miss her too.

 

[Drake]

And got fucked by a bear.

Who was played by Jonah Hill.

 

[MacDuffle]

I'd probably cast my angry ass as Carlyle.

 

[minute bull]

How did Brad Pitt manage to make Ryan Gosling look like Ryan Goose Egg OMG?

Is it ironic that the highlight of Brad Pitt's looks is looking like his daughter Shiloh Pitt OMG?

He's the real Curious Face of Benjamin Button OMG

Goddammit, Weezy. You made me think this was the GOLDEN GLOBES thread.

 

[Slobodan]

Denzel Washington to play Bobby

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Denzel Washington to play Bobby

Actually watching some movie with him and Bob Hoskins right now. Stop spying on me.

Nic Cage, for you, of course. We just need a character off beat enough for him.