Mayberry 2018 Predictions...

[Jack Handy jr]

I've given this thread a tremendous amount of thought. I Base my predictions on two things The high moon ,tidal activity, and gut.

in 2018 I'm reasonably Certain there will be a war, Kanye West will be commited and Fedor will Fight Randy Couture.

 

[gspieler]

Somebody will make a "my girlfriend broke up with me" thread that will go on for 20+ pages.

 

[ventrue]

J. Prince will threaten to end Jay Z's career, but Jay Z will offer J. Prince Beyoncé's butt. Jay Z will be spared.

Also, bonus prediction: The economy will rise, The Trumpster will gain popularity and the cheating Patriots will implode and lose the AFC Conference Championship to the Steelers, imo

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

i predict this will be the year i finally become a quality poster with more likes than posts. and ill get my next belt.

 

[Jack Handy jr]

i predict this will be the year i finally become a quality poster with more likes than posts. and ill get my next belt.

Likes don't equate to a good poster son...I mean look at me I basically have no likes yet I'm the salt of this place jus sayin

 

[Jack Handy jr]

I will bump this thread in December to see who called what right

 

[Jack Handy jr]

J. Prince will threaten to end Jay Z's career, but Jay Z will offer J. Prince Beyoncé's butt. Jay Z will be spared.

Also, bonus prediction: The economy will rise, The Trumpster will gain popularity and the cheating Patriots will implode and lose the AFC Conference Championship to the Steelers, imo

God please let the last line come true so gd tired of the gd patcheate's winning every gd year ffs

 

[Uptown Swinger]

I will be asked to become a sherdog forum moderator and I will politley decline again.

Bobby Brown will die of an overdose in his bathtub.

Dana White will leave/quit the UFC.

Will Smith and Jada will divorce.

They will anonounce the remake of White Men Cant Jump.

Sears will finally go out of business for good. Same with Applebees.

 

[Zer]

They will anonounce the remake of White Men Cant Jump.

I see this happening as well. Except this time white men literally can't jump. God we suck

 

[Swiftie]

I predict that in 2018 there will be at least one thread that no one mentions @Clippy ...However, it won't be this one.

 

[Jack Handy jr]

I will be asked to become a sherdog forum moderator and I will politley decline again.

Bobby Brown will die of an overdose in his bathtub.

Dana White will leave/quit the UFC.

Will Smith and Jada will divorce.

They will anonounce the remake of White Men Cant Jump.

Sears will finally go out of business for good. Same with Applebees.

Its time to Mod up fam.

 

[Jack Handy jr]

I see this happening as well. Except this time white men literally can't jump. God we suck

white athleticism is underrated imo.

Larry Bird

Doug Floutie

......they all could jump

 

[Broken arrow]

Somebody will make a "my girlfriend broke up with me" thread that will go on for 20+ pages.

And in this thread keyboard playas will tell him to “quit putting pussy on a pedestal “

 

[DataBreach]

I predict TS will bump this thread in the future.

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

joe rogan will quit the ufc

 

[MixedMartialFarts]

Derrick Lewis will shit his pants in one of his fights and it will cement him as my goat h.w

 

[YellowBanenoo]

i predict this will be the year i finally become a quality poster with more likes than posts. and ill get my next belt.

 

[Kardashians]

Clippy will make more quality threads which will be enjoyed by all

 

[bad seed]

white athleticism is underrated imo.

Larry Bird

Doug Floutie

......they all could jump

lol way to list two unathletic guys to undermine your case. They were accomplished in spite of their meager athleticism, not because of it. There are some athletic white guys out there, but none in the NBA. In the NFL you got guys like Watt, Kuechly and Gronk who are superb athletes. The only white qb who is athletic was Tebow but he sucked at passing.

 

[FierceRedBelt]

lol way to list two unathletic guys to undermine your case. They were accomplished in spite of their meager athleticism, not because of it. There are some athletic white guys out there, but none in the NBA. In the NFL you got guys like Watt, Kuechly and Gronk who are superb athletes. The only white qb who is athletic was Tebow but he sucked at passing.

They should take muscle profiles of successful QB's and pitchers. I suspect favoring fast twitch muscle is no bueno for throwing as counter intuitive as that it.