Mayberry 2012 Posting Awards - List Your Nominees

I just remembered, I'd like to nominate "T-800" for most appropriate banning. No one more than him deserved that ban. Single most annoying poster in sherdog history. The fact he managed to creep out and annoy det kimble is a life time award for loser itself.
 
If you think that posting that is bragging, you need to step your bragging game up, nobody. I was merely mentioning that I don't post here and that you should look at the front page cus you were wrong. Look at you getting all happy and cheesin' hard by thinking you were clever and got a zinger. That's cute, nobody. Peace out, playa! Have fun being on sherdog during Christmas.

You said the awards are stupid, then you call Phantom a nobody. Seems like you contradicted yourself. You're acting like you're a somebody around here and calling him nobody but then you say the awards are dumb. Doesnt make much sense to me. Also, you're on Sherdog on Christmas. I spent the day with my family and being on Sherdog in the evening doesnt make you a loser. Phantom is consistently funny which isnt easy to do. When I think of your name, i think of a lot of grumpy posts. Your name gets recognized because you've been here forever. Merry Christmas.
 
I'll nominate PalharesIsHulk for best non-american poster.

Him and Lost have made the Great Porn Experiment thread what it is.

Honorary nominations for KrazyKanadian and JonKunDo

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You said the awards are stupid, then you call Phantom a nobody. Seems like you contradicted yourself. You're acting like you're a somebody around here and calling him nobody but then you say the awards are dumb. Doesnt make much sense to me. Also, you're on Sherdog on Christmas. I spent the day with my family and being on Sherdog in the evening doesnt make you a loser. Phantom is consistently funny which isnt easy to do. When I think of your name, i think of a lot of grumpy posts. Your name gets recognized because you've been here forever. Merry Christmas.

haha no worries Sissy I'm pretty sure I won that round anyway. Dude took what I said too personally imo. But ya know:

The Internet is real serious to some people lol.
 
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thanks man. you definitely top 5 funniest. i always click a thread when i see your name on it. You, PhantomNugget, Polishheadlock, Ovaryhugger, Caution, Feeshermon but im not sure if he posts in Mayberry much. I'm half asleep

most intelligent, PsychMajor, QuantumGuard, BonesJones, Jing

best poster- not sure, have to think about that one

No problem you consistently bring the lulz and yea PhantomNugget is definitely good.
 
Damn.... The award ceremony is coming up and I can't vote :icon_cry2 :icon_cry2
 
Damn.... The award ceremony is coming up and I can't vote :icon_cry2 :icon_cry2

I'm only gonna vote for most hilarious poster, best poster, best thread and best/coolest posting style.

I'll vote on your behalf for any of the others if you want, I got your back bro.
 
Damn.... The award ceremony is coming up and I can't vote :icon_cry2 :icon_cry2

Alright this has gone way too far. What in the hell could you have done to get dubs?

This might be an unintentional execution thread.
 
I always love reading threads like these. The gimmicks start coming out, circle jerks are in full swing, and shameless compliments are tossed around to people that don't even deserve them in order to be nice and seem grateful for a nomination. The Internet is real serious to some people lol.

Coming from the OT whore. You use to contribute here. I haven't forgot.

You just dropped in to feel good yourself.
 
jmac needs to be in best non American poster.
 
No problem man, and I saw somebody else put you up for most intelligent, can't remember who it was though. And I'm thinkin Sissy's got funniest poster on lock, that dude always makes me laugh.

And yeah if all the sherdog intellects joined in, we'd have had Kryptos solved months ago.

haha I remember the happy feet pic....seemed appropriate somehow. :)

You have that rapier's wit.

I know the joke is never as funny to the one who tells it but jesus man.. I fell out of my chair and beers and tears were all over the floor.

You better add me next incarnation should it happen.
 
What about a category for "Most likely to be a secondary troll account" award.

My vote goes for $uperman -I can't tell if he is serious or delusional most times but he definitely brings the lulz.
 
I know he's not/wasn't a mayberry poster, but Payak has to be worthy of a mention for something.

He managed to troll everyone for 4 years till he finally got outed for being an Australian rather than a Thai pro fighter with bad English.
 
Put a pimps money...
nvrmind, merry crimbus pups

Likewise, mayne. I hope you had a good one.

haha wow :eek: I was just messin around poopy, didn't mean ito ruin your Christmas or anything. Was all in good fun bro. Merry Christmas though for real.

Lol a couple posts from the internet isnt enough to ruin the Christmas I had. I had some wine, some great food, good company, solid presents, and some vagina. Can't get much better, in all honesty. (Btw, that's what I call slightly bragging lol)

You said the awards are stupid, then you call Phantom a nobody. Seems like you contradicted yourself. You're acting like you're a somebody around here and calling him nobody but then you say the awards are dumb. Doesnt make much sense to me. Also, you're on Sherdog on Christmas. I spent the day with my family and being on Sherdog in the evening doesnt make you a loser. Phantom is consistently funny which isnt easy to do. When I think of your name, i think of a lot of grumpy posts. Your name gets recognized because you've been here forever. Merry Christmas.

He's a nobody because I don't know who he is, dummy. I'm fairly familiar with the good posters on this site and if I don't know who you are, you're pretty much worthless. That's cool and all, but I don't care how you spent your Christmas, sweetie. Keep your little stories to yourself. I know you as some dude that sucks off to posters in the OT and is trying to ease his way into posting there regularly. It took you long enough. Have fun with that lol

Coming from the OT whore. You use to contribute here. I haven't forgot.

You just dropped in to feel good yourself.

OT Champ, you mean. I contribute everywhere on this board, but I've been real busy these past couple of months so I've been slacking on the posting.
 
Hey Pup, what a pleasure to see you posting. Been a while my friend. I've been on vacation since Dec 4th so haven't been posting much myself while away from my computer. But I've been browsing on my phone here there during downtime with the family. Right now I'm putting together a princess castle and a Barbie camper.... So it seemed like the perfect time for a break haha. I'm glad I did as I see you're online, so it's a great moment to say a rare hello.
I do hope you've been taking care of yourself, friends and family as well and that all is great
in your world.
Hopefully the holidays were good to you and Santa got you all you wanted this year.
Take care and be safe bud, especially during those recreational activities ;)
Cheers man, pleasure to be friends with you.
 
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