Social Masturbation imaginations fail

[Why did you]

Did that happened to you ?
You are just about to finish what you are doing and then you start thinking about your dog or your colleague?

 

[raty tat tat]

Did that happened to you ?
You are just about to finish what you are doing and then you start thinking about your dog or your colleague?

 

[heyguy]

What’s your colleague’s name and how did he ruin your moment?

 

[JabToucher]

Twice or so I experimented with Viagra for my brewers droop.

Teh shit definitely works!! Only you can't cum.

I never thought as a dude I'd have to fake it.

 

[JOE QUEEF]

brewers droop

 

[RetiredSlave]

<{cruzshake}>

 

[El Panteron]

Yeah it did.
I take triciclic antidepressants and you CAN'T cum with those in the first few months.
I just kept on fucking for like an hour and a half we both woke up all sore and tired.
2/10 would not recommend.

 

[Rocco Siffredi]

Did that happened to you ?
You are just about to finish what you are doing and then you start thinking about your dog or your colleague?

actually I start by thinking of my dog and then finish thinking about my colleague

Yeah it did.
I take triciclic antidepressants and you CAN'T cum with those in the first few months.
I just kept on fucking for like an hour and a half we both woke up all sore and tired.
2/10 would not recommend.

I was given a bottle of Ritalin in college by this girl I just met and saw Lost Highway with. Took a shitload during the movie. Then went to her room later and she sucked my D and I could not get hard. A few weeks in taking those pills and my dick shrunk like 2 inches and would not get completely stiff. I quit that shit and never looked back. Oh, I did get those inches back...and I gave em to your mama!

 

[JabToucher]

 

[Why did you]

What’s your colleague’s name and how did he ruin your moment?

I don't remember anymore, it was a couple of years ago, maybe it occurred several times with different colleagues

 

[heyguy]

I don't remember anymore, it was a couple of years ago, maybe it occurred several times with different colleagues

Is your company hiring? Asking for a friend

 

[Why did you]

I don't work there anymore but they are always hiring

 

[William Huggins]

Twice or so I experimented with Viagra for my brewers droop.

Teh shit definitely works!! Only you can't cum.

I never thought as a dude I'd have to fake it.

Brewers droop has nothing on chem dick........

 

[RowdyLesnar]

This image popped out. <Gizmo01>

 

[Iroh]

This image popped out. <Gizmo01>

This is what @weed jerk it to.

 

[Deleted member 110072]

"Is that man masturbating thinking about his dog?"

"No that's a Hindu symbol for All Is Well"

 

[weed]

This is what @weed jerk it to.

 

[Henry Swanson]

Twice or so I experimented with Viagra for my brewers droop.

Teh shit definitely works!! Only you can't cum.

I never thought as a dude I'd have to fake it.

I had to fake once when I was on anti depressants.

 

[Diogenes of Sinope]

This is why we kneel

 

[j123]

I've had masturbation fails because the porno was boring, so it ends up being a chore like finding out you worked 3 hours in a day, an still have to grind out another 5. Wasn't pleasure anymore

The thumbnail had me excited, built it up and whatnaught, then turns out it was 50% muff diving. Was more of an effort to keep it going. Worse is when the best scene comes, and its only for 10 seconds and goes off to a lame scene for the rest. Feels like I got scammed.

My dick got duped