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Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by MusterX, Dec 29, 2016.

  1. MusterX

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    Master Wong says you don't punch in a street fight because you will break your hand then you can't grab no more titty.

    So would master Wong stomp a sherdoger into a ditch or is he full of shit?

     
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    He's Doing It Wong!
     
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    Your wong about that!
     
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  5. MusterX

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    Master Wong says if you punch in a fight then you can't play with yourself anymore.
     
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    The principle is correct
     
  7. MusterX

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    Master Wong says when your opponent tries to run away to go to McDonald's and eat a Big Mac you kick him to the fire so he eats shit.

     
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    I'd like to see how the dude would fare in a real fight.
     

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