Marlon Brando's kids

[payton]

Bro was unlucky

 

[Bubzeh]

Post the Mother(s) ffs.

*Edit. Googled them myself. All makes sense now. Enjoy your evening, folks.

 

[lsa]

Post the Mother(s) ffs.

 

[heloder]

Marlon Off-brando

 

[Uber_Noober]

1st one- eyes too close
2nd one- eyes too far apart

 

[VinceArch]

Christian Brando was dealt a very unlucky hand in life from what I remember reading.

 

[Richmma80]

Did he bang his mexican maid like Arnold?

 

[Osculater]

Did he bang his mexican maid like Arnold?

Brando liked the dark meat

 

[SwaggyT]

I could whip all their asses

 

[Possum Jenkins]

Sometimes great looks just don't get passed down

Angelina Jolie's mom, Angelina Jolie, and her daughter:

Crazy to think but Brad Pitt actually uglied up her genes

 

[Long Dark Blues]

He must've impregnated some fugly chicks.

Sometimes great looks just don't get passed down

Angelina Jolie's mom, Angelina Jolie, and her daughter:

Crazy to think but Brad Pitt actually uglied up her genes

None of them are ugly.

 

[HHJ]

2nd one looks like drunken wish ver of Javier Bardem

 

[BluntForceTrama]

Angelina and her mom are flat out spooky

 

[HHJ]

Sometimes great looks just don't get passed down

Angelina Jolie's mom, Angelina Jolie, and her daughter:

Crazy to think but Brad Pitt actually uglied up her genes

uuhhh

those good looks got passed down

 

[payton]

Sometimes great looks just don't get passed down

Angelina Jolie's mom, Angelina Jolie, and her daughter:

Crazy to think but Brad Pitt actually uglied up her genes

He add a little bit of American to her. Shes still a 9 imo. This is elite beauty.

 

[Bobby00]

Second pic of son looks like if Anton Chigurh from no country for old men had a history of addiction.

 

[Zer]

Maybe Brando was always like a 2, just he was acting as a 10 permanently for his whole life?

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

The worst luck of not getting your parents looks should be Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's daughters

Bruce and Demi were both heartthrobs in their prime, but somehow their features got arranged in the worst possible way in their offsprings.

 

[mozfonky]

his daughter was gorgeous and the women he was with were gorgeous. Brando was a bad parent if what I hear is true. The son seemed to hate him and called him the evilest man he knew and claimed he walked in a room and Brando had shit levitating. The daughter was a basketcase who got her brother locked up by lying to him about some dude she was with who the brother killed and then she killed herself. Sad.

 

[mozfonky]

1st one- eyes too close
2nd one- eyes too far apart

Miko, the guy in the top pic hung out with Michael Jackson and was the first guy to help put out the fire in Mike's hair during the tragic pepsi incident. Marlon actually kinda worked against MJ from the sounds of it and I think he told the police that MJ told him he married a young boy and privately gave evidence against him. MJ was probably guilty but I would never do that to him, let other people do it, if I were his friend, let the cops do their job themselves.