Relationships Man with World's Biggest Penis Explains the Toll it's Taken on his Mental Health

[Barney Gumble]

I know dude it’s just the fact that it’s a whole article

Like what is it you want? K sorry we’ll stop making fun of you for your awesome penis

Plus dude got an article. He can probably do Howard Stern if he’s ever broke.. no sympathy

it it really awesome though? it probably horrifies every woman he's with and if it doesn't it probably takes an hour to get a hard on lol

 

[BroScienceTalkatWork]

it it really awesome though? it probably horrifies every woman he's with and if it doesn't it probably takes an hour to get a hard on lol

Fuck am I supposed to do about it?

Ain’t no one making a article about the man with the smallest penis

 

[Aurelian]

it it really awesome though? it probably horrifies every woman he's with and if it doesn't it probably takes an hour to get a hard on lol

Then another hour just to get the tip in

 

[BroScienceTalkatWork]

Then another hour just to get the tip in

Find a thick girl who squats 400

Pr that pussy

 

[YEET]

Poor guy. I think anything 8+ you’re just going to be lightheaded and avoiding toilet water when you shit.

 

[Fury]

It’s hilarious to me that the guy with the biggest dick in the world looks like a fucking loser who lives in his mom’s basement, and jerks off to Animé, at 45 years of age.

Looks like a low T microdick cuck

if someone had shown me those pictures and asked me to guess his problem, that would have been my guess

People probably assumed he was aroused at yoga, and that there was no other explanation, because he also looks like a guy who is banned from school zones.

Eat less and hit the gym

 

[Trabaho]

It’s hilarious to me that the guy with the biggest dick in the world looks like a fucking loser who lives in his mom’s basement, and jerks off to Animé, at 45 years of age.

That's really rude he looks quite normal / average.

 

[Fedorgasm]

14 inches?

Poor guy.


I have no idea what I would do if I were that small.

 

[Jesus X]

Just wait till that motherfucker has to pass a kidney stone through that hose!

He must have a gargantuan urethra it would probably come out easy.

 

[Jesus X]

But seriously, I'd be sucking my own dick on the reg.

Dirk diggler had an 11 inch penis iirc based on john holmes so this guy would dwarf him head to head.

 

[Jesus X]

It’s hilarious to me that the guy with the biggest dick in the world looks like a fucking loser who lives in his mom’s basement, and jerks off to Animé, at 45 years of age.

It's easy to fix your looks and physique. You can't grow a 14 inch melee weapon as hard as I try...wait ....whaaaaaat?

 

[Tone C]

plus...how is he supposed to tuck that thing in? lmao

Into his sock ?


Also , we talking erect or flaccid ? Because if it's flaccid and 14+ it could be an even bigger problem....

Edit - yup , 14 inch flaccid....darn..

Imagine having a wank , you'd need both hands, couldn't hold the phone and would blast yourself in the face ....

And if normal sex is almost impossible, to find someone to give you a blowjob they must have a jaw like a snake and detatch their jaw....


And anal ? Lol..

 

[The_Renaissance]

Into his sock ?


Also , we talking erect or flaccid ? Because if it's flaccid and 14+ it could be an even bigger problem....

Edit - yup , 14 inch flaccid....darn..

I'd imagine - and would fucking hope anyway - its a 'shower' not a 'grower'?

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

Into his sock ?


Also , we talking erect or flaccid ? Because if it's flaccid and 14+ it could be an even bigger problem....

Edit - yup , 14 inch flaccid....darn..

JNCO were ahead of their time

 

[Jesus X]

Into his sock ?


Also , we talking erect or flaccid ? Because if it's flaccid and 14+ it could be an even bigger problem....

Edit - yup , 14 inch flaccid....darn..

Imagine having a wank , you'd need both hands, couldn't hold the phone and would blast yourself in the face ....

And if normal sex is almost impossible, to find someone to give you a blowjob they must have a jaw like a snake and detatch their jaw....


And anal ? Lol..

Both hands? Iirc correctly john holmes could fit 4 hands on his pecker. This guy might fit 6. The girth might be the bigger problem it would dwarf even the largest bbc that's a double entendre because he is British.

 

[Jesus X]

JNCO were ahead of their time

It would be funny if the guy who invented jncos had a 15 inch penis.

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

It would be funny if the guy who invented jncos had a 15 inch penis.

 

[chardog]

Maybe the guy cant get solid? That would be a shame to have a weapon that big only to find that it’s as hard as jello.

 

[cmw43]

Maybe the guy cant get solid? That would be a shame to have a weapon that big only to find that it’s as hard as jello.

It said he accidentally gave a woman a concussion with it.

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

It said he accidentally gave a woman a concussion with it.