Man with no penis admits sexually assaulting two women who thought they were having sex with him

[Phlog]

What a God damn player.

"A who has no penis has admitted assaulting two women who thought they were having sex with him.

Carlos Delacruz, 35, pretended to have sex with the women using an unknown instrument while he was in a relationship with them.


Both his victims complained of "extreme pain" during intercourse with Delacruz and were forced to stop and suffered from thrush afterwards.

Delacruz, from Banknock, near Falkirk, refused to allow the women to see him naked and always performed in bed with the lights out.

Edinburgh Sheriff Court was told both women, who cannot be named due to legal reasons, were left shocked after they subsequently discovered their lover did not have a penis and had been using an unknown object to enter them."


Was this a man or a woman, NO ONE KNOWS!



https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/20...sexually-assaulting-two-women-thought-having/

 

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[Amerikuracana]

What a dick



















Less arse

 

[Scrody]

 

[Horse Style]

If it was a dildo, they'd just say so. What's with this "unknown object" talk? Did he use the leg of a stool or something? Rusty pipe?

 

[blitzk]

He banged them with his sherdog plat account. Happens all the time.

 

[SMillard]

you know things have gotten strange when "why didn't he just use a strap-on" is the normal thing to do.

 

[jackietreehorn8]

They both got yeast infections afterwards....I submit that he fucked them with an Olive Garden bread stick.

Look into it.

 

[jojoRed]

Funny the dude has no dick, he seems like a real dick.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Rusty pipe?

 

[JbModest]

 

[emefer]

Did he use a

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

I'm shocked he got the dick in two separate girls without them even seeing it.

That's skill

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

It strikes me as odd that he wouldn’t have been charged if he had used an actual penis but he is being charged for using... whatever?

 

[Fedorgasm]

It strikes me as odd that he wouldn’t have been charged if he had used an actual penis but he is being charged for using... whatever?

Well they consented to an actual penis. They didn't consent to the Rusty pipe. I think they have a right to be pissed and he should probably get some kind of punishment.

 

[Odysseus]

Homeboy was tearing it up with a cucumber

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

Ok so there is this couple that a friend of a friend knows and the dude was telling me this story a few weeks ago.

This girl met this dude and they started a relationship together. Apparently he's much better looking than she is. The guy told me she's like a 3/10 and said it seemed weird that a dude who looks like he could get 7-8s is with a girl like that. Anyway they've been living together for over a year but their sex life has always been strange. The dude never walks around naked or shows her his hang dang. He says he doesn't like H or BJs.

When they do the horizontal polka, it usually goes something like this. They will just be going to sleep in the pitch black bedroom and the guy will get up and go to the bathroom. He will come back a few minutes later and basically just grab her and start going at it without any fore play whatsoever. He never "finishes" and just climbs off, goes back to the bathroom and then goes to bed. For whatever reason, she never questioned him on any of this stuff because he seemed weird about it.

Then one week he had to fly out of town for work so she was just doing some routine cleaning around the house and decided to snoop through his dresser. In there she found a dildo with a hole in it about the size of your pinky. I guess the poor guy is so small that he goes and pops it on in the bathroom and comes back and has sex with it because he's so embarrassed about his size. She has yet to tell him that she found it. I'm sure he's a sherdogger so don't start a fight with her if this story is about you.

 

[Phlog]

Ok so there is this couple that a friend of a friend knows and the dude was telling me this story a few weeks ago.

This girl met this dude and they started a relationship together. Apparently he's much better looking than she is. The guy told me she's like a 3/10 and said it seemed weird that a dude who looks like he could get 7-8s is with a girl like that. Anyway they've been living together for over a year but their sex life has always been strange. The dude never walks around naked or shows her his hang dang. He says he doesn't like H or BJs.

When they do the horizontal polka, it usually goes something like this. They will just be going to sleep in the pitch black bedroom and the guy will get up and go to the bathroom. He will come back a few minutes later and basically just grab her and start going at it without any fore play whatsoever. He never "finishes" and just climbs off, goes back to the bathroom and then goes to bed. For whatever reason, she never questioned him on any of this stuff because he seemed weird about it.

Then one week he had to fly out of town for work so she was just doing some routine cleaning around the house and decided to snoop through his dresser. In there she found a dildo with a hole in it about the size of your pinky. I guess the poor guy is so small that he goes and pops it on in the bathroom and comes back and has sex with it because he's so embarrassed about his size. She has yet to tell him that she found it. I'm sure he's a sherdogger so don't start a fight with her if this story is about you.

 

[Reyesnuthugr]

Well they consented to an actual penis. They didn't consent to the Rusty pipe. I think they have a right to be pissed and he should probably get some kind of punishment.

Sets a dangerous precedent to the ol' tranny suprise/switcheroo, which is the inverse of what happened here

 

[Thai Otoshi]

Top shelf game. No dick. Still getting laid.

Incel Sherdoggers, take note.

Spoiler: btw, are we sure he didn't look like this?