Man walks in on his wife and the mechanic....dead of carbon monoxide poisoning

[sangreporsangre]

A man returned to his New Jersey home Monday night to find both his wife and her lover dead in the garage, after the pair apparently died of carbon monoxide poisoning while having sex, law enforcement sources tell NBC 4 New York.

The 39-year-old woman and her 56-year-old lover — who sources believe was her mechanic — were discovered just before 9 p.m. Monday at a house in Newark.

Sources say the wife and the mechanic were having sex in a car in the garage when they were both killed by the poison gas. The husband came home later to discover their bodies.

Law enforcement sources said they believed the wife was paying for her car work by having sex with the mechanic.

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/loc...de-poisoning-garage-new-jersey-487794121.html

What a crazy story, it seems more like something they put out on April Fools day, or something that happened in Florida. The husband be like:

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

What if he got back home from a night with his side piece ....

 

[Tone C]

Sweet ride...

 

[bushman505]

 

[Deleted member 220895]

Really, he found them screwing, gassed them, and called the cops.

 

[JJSBUR]

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/loc...de-poisoning-garage-new-jersey-487794121.html

What a crazy story, it seems more like something they put out on April Fools day, or something that happened in Florida. The husband be like:

Not Florida but New Jersey. I know a lot of people like to think Florida has a monopoly on stupid stuff but it's not true. Stupidity is everywhere.

 

[hillelslovak87]

What if he got back home from a night with his side piece ....

What if the husband's side piece was also the mechanic?

 

[Kraysla]

I guess that eases the mourning a bit.

 

[JJSBUR]

What a horrible way to find out your wife is cheating.

 

[KnightTemplar]

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/loc...de-poisoning-garage-new-jersey-487794121.html

What a crazy story, it seems more like something they put out on April Fools day, or something that happened in Florida. The husband be like:

They were dead when he found them?

 

[bushman505]

What a horrible way to find out your wife is cheating.

...or.....or.....and I’m just saying.....but maybe it’s the BEST way to find out your wife is cheating.


Divorces, heartbreak, dividing of the estate, kids....fuck, hopefully there aren’t kids involved...all that this = $$$....

 

[donkeypunch2012]

Not Florida but New Jersey. I know a lot of people like to think Florida has a monopoly on stupid stuff but it's not true. Stupidity is everywhere.

That's the joke.

 

[loyalyolayal]

What if the husband's side piece was also the mechanic?

So a sherdogger?

 

[SmilinDesperado]

Walk into the garage to see 2 people fucking in the car. Oh you crazy kids. Is that my son getting some ass?

Oh shit...That's my wife...and the Jiffy Lube owner! And they aren't moving. Oh my god. My wife is dead.

Wait a minute...this bitch is cheating on me...with THIS guy? But she's dead....
Im fucking free!

 

[Sano]

...or.....or.....and I’m just saying.....but maybe it’s the BEST way to find out your wife is cheating.


Divorces, heartbreak, dividing of the estate, kids....fuck, hopefully there aren’t kids involved...all that this = $$$....

Yes. Her being dead is so much better, especially if they have kids. Good call moron.

 

[bushman505]

Yes. Her being dead is so much better, especially if they have kids. Good call moron.

From a legal standpoint.....,yeah it’s better. And please refrain from the name calling, it makes you seem crude, rude and poor.

 

[Jesus X]

one could say the sex was............breathtaking.

 

[Seaside]

What if he got back home from a night with his side piece ....

God acts in mysterious ways. Looking out for our homie!

 

[Michaelangelo]

sounds like a CSI episode

 

[Doomer]

Husband should be happy and not one reason to be sad. Good for him.