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Man smuggles 10k worth of coke inside toupee that would fool 99% of Sherdoggers

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The 40-year-old suspect from Pereira attempted to board a flight from Cartagena to Amsterdam in the Netherlands on Thursday when he was stopped by anti-narcotics police, according to a video shared on X by the Colombian National Police.

The footage showed an officer cutting through what appeared to be the man’s hair and scalp with a pair of scissors, eventually peeling back the wig and revealing a stockpile of drugs.

 
He got greedy.

Never take more than you can fit in your stomach and asshole.

And use magnums. They're thicker so less likely to break open and give you the best death ever.
 
how'd that get in there? this is why you should leave your hair down at the airport
 



The 40-year-old suspect from Pereira attempted to board a flight from Cartagena to Amsterdam in the Netherlands on Thursday when he was stopped by anti-narcotics police, according to a video shared on X by the Colombian National Police.

The footage showed an officer cutting through what appeared to be the man’s hair and scalp with a pair of scissors, eventually peeling back the wig and revealing a stockpile of drugs.


Just imagine how much coke Tito Ortiz could smuggle in with his gigantic head

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Nuke Colombia already.

JK.. I have colombian friends. Nuke murica since they are the ones sniffing it.


also all of sherdoggers would not recognize a toupee... we have 10/10 hairlines.. why would he bother with that?
 
We wouldn't need x ray to find the cocaine. Our TSA officers are often heavyset black ladies. They will take a look at it and tell you if the hair is from India or China.
 
In Russia, you don't smuggle cocaine.

Cocaine smuggles YOU.

to the gulag for life.

lol
 
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