Man smuggles 10k worth of coke inside toupee that would fool 99% of Sherdoggers

[Rhood]

The 40-year-old suspect from Pereira attempted to board a flight from Cartagena to Amsterdam in the Netherlands on Thursday when he was stopped by anti-narcotics police, according to a video shared on X by the Colombian National Police.

The footage showed an officer cutting through what appeared to be the man’s hair and scalp with a pair of scissors, eventually peeling back the wig and revealing a stockpile of drugs.

Smuggler caught trying to sneak $10,000 in cocaine onto plane under his wig

Hair-raising footage captured Colombian cops exposing a drug smuggler who had hidden $10,000 worth of cocaine under a wig glued to his head.

nypost.com

 

[Osculater]

He should have shoved the cocaine up his ass like a real pro.

 

[Fedorgasm]

He got greedy.

Never take more than you can fit in your stomach and asshole.

And use magnums. They're thicker so less likely to break open and give you the best death ever.

 

[Berserker13]

that was an easy day for them

 

[PBAC]

how'd that get in there? this is why you should leave your hair down at the airport

 

[syct23]

I used to like Juan,

Until he turned into a cokehead..

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

The 40-year-old suspect from Pereira attempted to board a flight from Cartagena to Amsterdam in the Netherlands on Thursday when he was stopped by anti-narcotics police, according to a video shared on X by the Colombian National Police.

The footage showed an officer cutting through what appeared to be the man’s hair and scalp with a pair of scissors, eventually peeling back the wig and revealing a stockpile of drugs.

Smuggler caught trying to sneak $10,000 in cocaine onto plane under his wig

Hair-raising footage captured Colombian cops exposing a drug smuggler who had hidden $10,000 worth of cocaine under a wig glued to his head.

nypost.com

Just imagine how much coke Tito Ortiz could smuggle in with his gigantic head

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

No comment.

 

[wufabufa]

Jou got da stuff?

Yeah, jou got da money?

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

Jou got da stuff?

Yeah, jou got da money?

 

[SalvadorAllende]

Nuke Colombia already.

JK.. I have colombian friends. Nuke murica since they are the ones sniffing it.


also all of sherdoggers would not recognize a toupee... we have 10/10 hairlines.. why would he bother with that?

 

[SalvadorAllende]

Also only 10K? that was like half of a pound

 

[ChickenBrother]

F'ing amateur hour over here. Homie should have gone to the village of the crazies and gotten his headpiece done by a pro.

 

[RichardHarrow]

Don’t get high off your follicle supply .

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

 

[High Test With da Best]

Just imagine how much coke Tito Ortiz could smuggle in with his gigantic head

Oh man, that old ass shoop will never die! Classic old Sherdog

This smuggler should have kept a "before" photo handy and would've gotten away with it

 

[NoSmilez]

We wouldn't need x ray to find the cocaine. Our TSA officers are often heavyset black ladies. They will take a look at it and tell you if the hair is from India or China.

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

In Russia, you don't smuggle cocaine.

Cocaine smuggles YOU.

to the gulag for life.

lol

 

[pugilistico]

Homie got cocaine brain.