Mammals Vs Humanity

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  1. SugarKrok Purple Belt

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    If all mammals decided to team up in an effort to wipe out humanity, how well would they do?

    Scenario 1: They're all working together, but only as smart as they are.
    Scenario 2: They're all given human level intelligence, five secret bases around the world, and books + Wifi to research humanity history.
     
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    Yes. If all of humanity decided to team up against humanity in an effort to wipe out humanity then humanity would be screwed. Humanity wouldn't even need the help of other mammals. Mannatees wouldn't even have to learn to read or need to know the wifi password.
     
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    Safe to say you'd be the first one they take out!
     
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    Mammals don’t stand a chance. Now give all insects a controlling intelligent entity and we’re doomed.
     
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    They'd need at least six secret bases to pull it off.
     
  7. osudude Red Belt

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    Scenario 1 - humans get to try many different types of meat
    Scenario 2 - everybody dies in a nuclear holocaust
     
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    humans have so thoroughly infected this planet that the only mammals that come close to our numbers are either our livestock or vermin that benefit from our waste. The scope of it is truly grotesque when you truly contemplate it.
     
  10. SugarKrok Purple Belt

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    Ok. But back in the day Vermin caused the black plague. Imagine those same vermin suddenly hyper intelligence explictly hunting us. 9nly nuclear bunkers would be safe...and not indefinitely.
     
  11. Alphaboy Silver Belt

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    Scenario 2 the animals win, and it isn't even close.

    You're basically asking if humans with animal abilities could wipe us out. Think about a plague of locusts attacking us, then a shitload of birds pecking us.

    Our only advantage is opposable thunvsthumbs and the ability to operatie weapons, and apes could sorta do that.
     
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    All humans are mammals.
     

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