Malicious Predictions

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  1. is normal

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    Jon Jones told us that he would be malicious in this fight. Let's predict what new moves we'll see from the champ.

    Bonebreaking 11:45-5-45 elbows to the shoulderblades and collarbones while sprawling on Cormier. Perhaps an elbow smash to the neck/throat as well.

    Mega-footstomps. Jon will have brought the foot stomp to its ultimate form, resulting in a cartoonesque flattening of Cormier's feet.
     
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    The much feared oil check transition to eyepoke
     
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    Knee cap kick spam. Fingers in face every second of the fight. Foot stomps, shoulder bumps, etc.
     
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    We all know what he meant, and thats trying to finger-fuck DC's brain.
     
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    In that order? THat's biological warfare. Most malicious!
     
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    three stooges eye poke while in guard
     
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    I didn't really mean to make a joke thread.. but the three stooges from guard made me lol.

    Jon can dole out vicious offense, and he's not compassionate at all.. so I really do think he COULD bring Cormier to his knees with some novel violence.
     
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    i think someone should make a poll of what he's going to do the most of.

    Footstomps: probably not because it would mean he has cormier up against the cage. Unlikely

    Shoulder bump: again, unlikely against Cormier.

    Knee kicks: go to move every 2 seconds. He's gonna spam it every chance he gets.

    Spinning elbow: ONLY if he's confident in getting up after getting taken down

    Finger stabbing: on full throttle.
     
  10. FEDORRULEZ

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    lets just get to the fight
     
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    What if some of DC's spit actually lands in Jon's face and then he literally kills him like he said he would?
     
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    toenail to eye pokes.
     
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    And you think DC would just let him do that? Do you think he would let Jon just kill him?
     
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    It's gonna be a blood bath.
     
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