Make your 2024 wild predictions (combat related)

[Cobra 03]

Jon Jones will defeat Miocic, and NOT retire. He will be greatly motivated to shut up the doubters, and he will fight Tom Aspinall for the HW championship and beat him handily. Then all Sherdoggers who hate Jones will write that Aspinall was over rated, and Jones still sucks.

 

[jeff7b9]

Jon Jones keeps the HW belt thru 2024 without fighting.

Dana promises to give fans the fight they want, Jon vs 43 year old stipe super bowl weekend 2025.

 

[TempleoftheDog]

Dreyga wins 2024 Sherdog poster of the year

 

[PhotographyRaptor]

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I didn’t know it was a real thing until I googled it a few months ago. I didn’t see his name though

 

[BangBang]

UFC snubs Saudi Arabian money
UFC ring girls in lesbian orgy sex tape
Bisping reveals having one eye was a gimmick and video trickery.
Valentina takes her head out of her ass

 

[wufabufa]

-Ian Garry dumps that dog of a woman he's with, apologizes to the MMA community for his questionable choices, thanks Sean Strickland for saving his life and becomes best friends with him

-Michel Pereira fights 3 times in 2024 and enters the top 10 at MW

-Bellator guys that don't end up in the PFL will be on Dana White's Tuesday Night Fights where they will over deliver and over perform week after week securing spots on the roster.

-Cowboy Oliveira will have 4 more children

-Even with USADA gone fighters will continue to pullout of fights at record numbers

-Jon Jones gets in deep shit again and will actually do time in prison

-I will be 77% accurate in my Tapology picks

-Rumors will fly about regarding the UFC actually doing an outdoor stadium show

 

[Prologue]

Erick Silva finally peaks and becomes UFC champ.

 

[Dick]

Gaethje knocks out Holloway and Islam and retires the GOAT.

 

[ulysse]

- Beterbiev TKO's Bivol by corner stoppage, round 10

Nothing wild about it, Beterbiez is the man

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

Jon Jones defeats Stipe and retires, goes on to become a full time philanthropist
Conor Mcgregor gets knocked out by Michael Chandler, and ends up threatening Chandler's family
Izzy loses to Dricus by TKO, then goes home to play with his dog
Islam defeats one of the top LW contenders
Henry Cejudo loses again and cries in post speech interview
Colby Covington begs for another title shot but is declined so he becomes full time Twitter warrior
Volk finishes Topuria
Gaethje defeats Max but it was somewhat competitive, shocking many
Dana White gets arrested for hosting underground dog fighting contests

 

[Cowboy Kurt Angle]

UFC

Izzy beats Dricus via decision

Chandler koes Conor in round 1

Costa gets cut after losing 30-27 to Rob

Ilia shocks the world winning the title and putting an end to the second greatest Featherweight of all time

Islam beats the LW title defence record beating Justin and Charles he then vacates the title and says he will move up to WW in 2025

Dustin Justin Usman Colby Wonderboy Jones and Stipe all retire

Curtis Blaydes meets Tom again for the Interim

Ortega gets cut after getting brutally koed by Yair

The ghost of Tony Ferguson is kept around so Conor can a win in after being embarrassed by Chandler

Geoff Neal sends Garry to the shadow realm

Alex beats both Hill and Magomed putting and end to the 4 years of the LHW championship being tossed like a hot potato

Boxing

Usyk dominates Fury

AJ gets koed by Francis

 

[RockyLockridge]

DDP ends khamzat hype , defends title twice in 2024

Jones and stipe will fight comain will be Pennington and pena. Jones and pena gonna win this be in July

Leon headlines a card in the uk in summer time against Belal he will win it will be boring

Islam gets injured, doesn’t fight. Gaethje fight armen/charles for interim title this August

O’Malley defends against merab this fall, loses.

Volk loses to topuria rematches him IFW, loses again.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Belal will get injured and Shavkat will fill in and win the title. I'm just saying what I want to see happen btw.

Very Jon Jones-esque, Joe

 

[TITS]

@Ares Black kicks down @BEATDOWNS basement door and slaps him out of his shoes. Dana is so impressed that he sends Ares a contract for Powder Slap 7, Beatdowns is so distraught that he moves out of his mother's basement and becomes a professional drag queen.

 

[TITS]

@AJ Garcia fights Rowdy Akers for the 17th time and submits him with a rear-naked flying body triangle.

 

[El Fernas]

Jon Jones defeats Stipe and retires, goes on to become a full time philanthropist
Conor Mcgregor gets knocked out by Michael Chandler, and ends up threatening Chandler's family
Izzy loses to Dricus by TKO, then goes home to play with his dog
Islam defeats one of the top LW contenders
Henry Cejudo loses again and cries in post speech interview
Colby Covington begs for another title shot but is declined so he becomes full time Twitter warrior
Volk finishes Topuria
Gaethje defeats Max but it was somewhat competitive, shocking many
Dana White gets arrested for hosting underground dog fighting contests

I can see all of those happening.