Made a fool out of myself at the new gym

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Last night I signed up at a new gym because my old gym is shitty and full of old people who don't know anything about working out and complained that I was making too much noise with my deadlifting. One geezer for some reason had a problem with me lifting "too heavy" although I failed to see how it affected him in anyway. I also have my boxing gym but that's not the best place to lift weights since it's well, a boxing gym.

So I signed up for a more "commercial" gym with cleaner, fancier facilities. I just wanted a place to squat and deadlift in peace and this gym has tons of plates and new bars. Although there is a bit of a lack of space.

I worked out there for the first time today and I made eye contact with this really cute girl, and she said hi to me and I said hi back. Turns out she is a personal trainer there and while I was squatting, she and one of her clients were working out (plyometric exercises) next to the squat rack. Due to the lack of space, they were a bit too close for comfort. At one point the PT and I made eye contact again and she smiled. I was trying to reach my personal record today I put on more plates than I was confident lifting. I was also thinking maybe I could impress her as well...

Well, I didn't put on the pins because from my previous experience, I never really had to use pins because the plates don't slide off that easily. But these plates and bars were different. As soon as I stepped out of the rack, the plates slid right off, onto where the PT's client was standing. I was so afraid I dropped a bunch of plates on this dude's foot and broke it. Luckily they landed just next to his foot. Both the PT and I were wide-eyed with shock. I profusely apologized and kept asking him if he's okay while the cute PT is looking at me like I'm retarded. The guy said he's fine and was the most calm out of all of us.

Almost seriously hurt someone and embarrassed myself on my first day at the new gym. Always using pins from now on.

I did hit my PR today on the squat at least.
 
I remember my first beer
 
You need serious damage control if you want to get in the good graces of the cute PT. Don't be a noob. Use the Smith machine the next time when you squat.
 
Shit, they have Planet Obesity in Korea now?

Read the title and the opening and for a second thought it was about a boxing gym
 
I did strain myself deadlifting and I farted very loudly to complete the lift. Luckily the music was also loud and nobody heard me. I think.

Kansas City? No I live in Seoul, Korea now. I did live in Missouri for a few years though not in KC.
I gotcha, I just remember you in MO, I guess.
 
I did strain myself deadlifting and I farted very loudly to complete the lift. Luckily the music was also loud and nobody heard me. I think.

Kansas City? No I live in Seoul, Korea now. I did live in Missouri for a few years though not in KC.
If you shit your pants in front of her that will make one hell of a story for your grandkids to hear.
 
That was a long lead in. Next time you can just tell us you hit your PR and wanted to share it.
 
I did strain myself deadlifting and I farted very loudly to complete the lift. Luckily the music was also loud and nobody heard me. I think.

Kansas City? No I live in Seoul, Korea now. I did live in Missouri for a few years though not in KC.

Koreans are out lifting you bro.
 
Real talk - if you're not talking 500+ squat, the only way the plates slide off, unless you are 100% retarded and have no sense of balance, is if the bar is bent. I routinely have to squat without collars and nothing happens till the bar bends.
 
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You need serious damage control if you want to get in the good graces of the cute PT. Don't be a noob. Use the Smith machine the next time when you squat.

Don't forget to add clips and the foam pad for good measure.
 
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