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MacKenzie Dern returning at 115lbs straw-weight Oct 12th

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Now that she dropped the baby weight she won't have that power anymore
 
Dern's hippo punch would knockout a male heavyweight. Fear the reDern.
 
Can't wait for her to get on the mic and depress her Whiteness/American by pretending to be a fresh-off-the-boat immigrant you know? Like for herz no good with da speak english or whatever you know?
 
Her camp is going to be spent either trying to make weight or her not giving a fuck and doing what she does and coming in overweight.
 
how the fook is she going to make 115?

Gonna have to get that bum accent surgically removed to save on some weight.
 
Bruh, she's a Sherdog 10 (tranny with a tuck job, girl with a pulse, etc.) now, but she is going to fall off hard in another 5 years. Like make R. Honda "looking like her mom" hot by comparison.
5 years 5 schmears
 
Dern is the fattest WMMA fighter I have ever seen. If she makes 115, she deserves a michelin-starred tiramisu.
New baby can drink some milk to help her make weight.
 
You definitely shouldn't do both of those things in combination with taking your eyes completely off of your opponent and staring at the floor after the punch is thrown, leaving yourself completely off balance and unable to defend yourself. So no, her technique was garbage.

But she threw the double Yair elbow
 
Now that she dropped the baby weight she won't have that power anymore
{<huh} Ladies after giving birth are doing better as athletes. There's even some shady s..t called "abortion doping", would bet few good bucks, that some female fighters did it, but won't point fingers, because that would be shocking for some fans and it's hard to prove tbh. So McKenzie is defy enhanced.
 
What I like most over Dern is how angry white boys can't handle the fact that she often mistakes both her portuguese and her unitedstatese. People who grew the whole life knowing only one language can't imagine how's that possible.

That message was reviewed and approved by @TheLinguist lol
 
What I like most over Dern is how angry white boys can't handle the fact that she often mistakes both her portuguese and her unitedstatese. People who grew the whole life knowing only one language can't imagine how's that possible.

That message was reviewed and approved by @TheLinguist lol
Approved but not limited to “white boys”
 
Apart from her love of food and dislike of exercise there's absolutely no reason why she can't make 115.
 
Your head should never extend over your toes when throwing an overhand, and you should never overextend so much that your back foot comes all the way off the ground catapulting yourself into a square stance. You definitely shouldn't do both of those things in combination with taking your eyes completely off of your opponent and staring at the floor after the punch is thrown, leaving yourself completely off balance and unable to defend yourself. So no, her technique was garbage.

Are you really surprised that a WMMA fighter could get away with doing all of that, though?
 
Can't wait for her to get on the mic and depress her Whiteness/American by pretending to be a fresh-off-the-boat immigrant you know? Like for herz no good with da speak english or whatever you know?

I'm predicting she'll lapse into English just long enough to accuse Trump of fat shaming her.
 
..... taking your eyes completely off of your opponent and staring at the floor after the punch is thrown, leaving yourself completely off balance and unable to defend yourself.

She wasn't staring at the floor though, she was looking to kick Cooper's leg from under her and what you call being off balance was the process of Dern successfully taking her opponent down and securing the submission. It's mma not boxing.
 
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