News M&M's releases a Movie Theater Jacket for illegal snacking

[Rhood]

The puffer coat with an “m” in front was designed to be the “ultimate movie-watching accessory,” with a napkin-dispensing sleeve, a slot to hold movie tickets, a hands-free popcorn belt, 4 interior pockets on both chest (8 total), and exterior snack pockets to hold bags of candy.
The red puffer coat can be purchased for $11.75 online.

M&M’s drops puffy, red jacket with pockets for snacks that’s perfect for gluttons this holiday season

Sneaking food into movie theaters just got a lot easier — if a tad more obvious.

nypost.com

 

[milliniar]

Also much easier to cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn if you have both hands free.

 

[Staph infection]

I just put my contraband food in a plastic grocery bag and then I put that in a sweatshirt. I then grab the sweatshirt by the collar and hold the bag through it.

 

[Zer]

My Dad always took pride in how much food he could smuggle into the cinema just because he was so indignant over how expensive popcorn etc was. I hated it. Like beforehand we'd go around McDonalds and shit and buy loads of food, and then you get into the theatre and he's pulling Big Macs and Fries out of his jacket and trousers and handing them to you. He'd have a pocket full of ketchup satchets and it's like we don't have a table, do I squirt it on my fucken leg or something? 30 minutes later you're watching the movie and he's found some cheeseburgers he had stashed somewhere, nudging you asking if you want any. Everyone in the cinema watching us thinking we're fat cunts. Then when the movie ended, we'd have to sit there and wait for the row in front of us to clear out so we could kick all the empty boxes and wrappers under their chairs, and I'd feel like shit knowing some poor sap was gonna have to clean it all up

 

[cold_spring_harbor]

Well I can't wait to walk in the theatre and see signs prohibiting big red m&m jackets...

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

 

[lsa]

I could eat

 

[Jesus X]

I use a tourist fanny pack to sneak in stuff and an ankle flask. It is all redundancy tho because my theater doesn't even check bags I snuck in a 6 pack once.

 

[plataoplombo]

My Dad always took pride in how much food he could smuggle into the cinema just because he was so indignant over how expensive popcorn etc was. I hated it. Like beforehand we'd go around McDonalds and shit and buy loads of food, and then you get into the theatre and he's pulling Big Macs and Fries out of his jacket and trousers and handing them to you. He'd have a pocket full of ketchup satchets and it's like we don't have a table, do I squirt it on my fucken leg or something? 30 minutes later you're watching the movie and he's found some cheeseburgers he had stashed somewhere, nudging you asking if you want any. Everyone in the cinema watching us thinking we're fat cunts

That's a good dad sherbro

 

[Brampton_Boy]

I think cinemas are a bit different in Canada - at least where I live.

Most major theaters have multiple food retailers inside of the complex (Pizza Pizza, A&W etc.). The person that takes your ticket has no idea whether you bought your food from one of the vendors, or smuggled it in from outside. I will normally hit up the Dollarama and buy cheap candy/chocolate and simply walk straight into the movie. I haven't had anyone ever stop me.

 

[Sonny Qc]

It's not illegal to bring food in a movie theater guys....

just have a fckng backpack,
never had a cinemas employee check my stuff.

 

[Pittie Petey]

It's a carny business

 

[Stargazer Rex]

My Dad always took pride in how much food he could smuggle into the cinema just because he was so indignant over how expensive popcorn etc was. I hated it. Like beforehand we'd go around McDonalds and shit and buy loads of food, and then you get into the theatre and he's pulling Big Macs and Fries out of his jacket and trousers and handing them to you. He'd have a pocket full of ketchup satchets and it's like we don't have a table, do I squirt it on my fucken leg or something? 30 minutes later you're watching the movie and he's found some cheeseburgers he had stashed somewhere, nudging you asking if you want any. Everyone in the cinema watching us thinking we're fat cunts

That was my dad but with Colt 45 tall boys. It was a simpler time.

 

[DaleBoca]

Just do what the Bundy’s did…

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

 

[Morning Star]

My Dad always took pride in how much food he could smuggle into the cinema just because he was so indignant over how expensive popcorn etc was. I hated it. Like beforehand we'd go around McDonalds and shit and buy loads of food, and then you get into the theatre and he's pulling Big Macs and Fries out of his jacket and trousers and handing them to you. He'd have a pocket full of ketchup satchets and it's like we don't have a table, do I squirt it on my fucken leg or something? 30 minutes later you're watching the movie and he's found some cheeseburgers he had stashed somewhere, nudging you asking if you want any. Everyone in the cinema watching us thinking we're fat cunts

Your Dad is the man. I used to take all kinds of different foods in. Chipotle burritos, candy, fruit, nuts, and soda. Can't justify paying for shitty popcorn and snacks. As bad as that was I went to a Dallas Cowboy game this week, cheapest soda was $10, nachos $15, unreal.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

The puffer coat with an “m” in front was designed to be the “ultimate movie-watching accessory,” with a napkin-dispensing sleeve, a slot to hold movie tickets, a hands-free popcorn belt, 4 interior pockets on both chest (8 total), and exterior snack pockets to hold bags of candy.
The red puffer coat can be purchased for $11.75 online.

M&M’s drops puffy, red jacket with pockets for snacks that’s perfect for gluttons this holiday season

Sneaking food into movie theaters just got a lot easier — if a tad more obvious.

nypost.com

Wearing that jacket is like asking to be caught

Most movie theaters are manned by pimply teenagers on their phones most of the time. They don't give a shit what you are bringing in

 

[Jesus X]

I have thought about using this guys idea.

 

[Jesus X]

It's not illegal to bring food in a movie theater guys....

just have a fckng backpack,
never had a cinemas employee check my stuff.

The only time they actually checked bags here was after the aurora theater shooting in Colorado. This also led to a size limit on bags of something like 12 x12 inches but that is also sometimes not even enforced. The only place that truly has a strict AF bag policy is the NFL I had to buy a see through bag that was tiny to get into sofi stadium.

 

[Streeter]

So ya gonna wear a heavy puffer coat inside the movies ?