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Luke Thomas net worth is $47 Million

Luke Thomas is a schmuck that should have zero worth. He's the same as any fan and brings zero value to anything he does.
 
Willek said:
I bet the former marine would fuck your world up.

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He's smaller than Nate Diaz
 
I gave you a like just because avatar. Hilarious.
 
Lol wasn't there a thread the other day showing us Ariel Helwani's net worth is 5million?

How is Luke Thomas so above Ariel?
 
VVarhead said:
"Based on the stats for Luke Thomas's Youtube channel, the average daily view for Luke Thomas's Youtube channel is 1551. Apply this number to the RPM estimation for Youtube's Adsense program, you can estimate that Luke Thomas made $0.50~$1.00 US dollars yesterday!"


lol? How is he worth that much then?
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My channel has 700k views and I’ve made about $10 lol.
 
Lol I don't buy that. Look up Joe Rogan's net worth, you'll see sites estimating it from $23 to $53 million. Rogan has been working in this field for a lot longer and is more well known than Thomas.

Unless Thomas' family is ridiculously rich and gave him money (see Dan Bilzerian), I don't believe it.
 
Not bad even if it is a quarter of that. Not a fan. But like most, I would love his job.
 
Not A Real Fan said:
Let the jealousy begin

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I posted a story in another thread about the time I met Luke Thomas and Tim Kennedy when I was traveling out west...

A few years ago I was Hitchhiking across the country and got picked up by Tim Kennedy who was driving his Monster Truck home from Iraq.

He was cut off by a Toyota Prius covered in homosexual liberal bumper stickers. Tim Slammed on his brakes and narrowly avoided crushing the tiny homosexual car under the massive, imposing masculine weight of his monster truck's tires.

We got about a mile down the road, and Tim stopped to put all American gasoline in his truck, while the man in the Prius stopped to pick up some extra granola bars and scarves from the convenience store. That's when we realized the man in the Prius was none other than Luke Thomas.

Always a gentleman Tim displayed compassion and composure, and said nothing to Luke Thomas in his Prius as he flipped him off and displayed his tattoo of an eagle fucking the prophet Mohammed.

This is when Luke made the biggest mistake of his life.

"You know you almost killed me back there," said Luke to Kennedy, who had his shirt removed and was covered in muscles from having such a strong powerful body.

Kenndey grabbed Luke Thomas's face with one hand and ripped off the hood of the Prius with the other, in one swift move. He smashed Luke's face into the Prius's alternator, sending volt after volt of God's electricity through Thomas's body. The immense heat generated by the electrocution caused all of the semen in Luke's anus to superheat and explode, infecting everyone in a six mile radius with HIV.

Another customer at the gas station started to panic, worrying that everybody in the town would die of Aids. Tim just smiled and pointed to a sign on the road.

"Welcome to San Fransisco," it said
 
Hahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahhahaha


Hope you guys know that those "net worth" sites are as reliable as the National Enquirer.


Let's be generous and say he makes $500k a year with Sirius and the broadcast gig. He nets $350k after taxes. Let's say he's a frugal cuck and saves $200k a year.

Only way he's worth 47 million is if he invested in Bitcoin 6 years ago.
 
Lionel Mandrake said:
I posted a story in another thread about the time I met Luke Thomas and Tim Kennedy when I was traveling out west...

A few years ago I was Hitchhiking across the country and got picked up by Tim Kennedy who was driving his Monster Truck home from Iraq.

He was cut off by a Toyota Prius covered in homosexual liberal bumper stickers. Tim Slammed on his brakes and narrowly avoided crushing the tiny homosexual car under the massive, imposing masculine weight of his monster truck's tires.

We got about a mile down the road, and Tim stopped to put all American gasoline in his truck, while the man in the Prius stopped to pick up some extra granola bars and scarves from the convenience store. That's when we realized the man in the Prius was none other than Luke Thomas.

Always a gentleman Tim displayed compassion and composure, and said nothing to Luke Thomas in his Prius as he flipped him off and displayed his tattoo of an eagle fucking the prophet Mohammed.

This is when Luke made the biggest mistake of his life.

"You know you almost killed me back there," said Luke to Kennedy, who had his shirt removed and was covered in muscles from having such a strong powerful body.

Kenndey grabbed Luke Thomas's face with one hand and ripped off the hood of the Prius with the other, in one swift move. He smashed Luke's face into the Prius's alternator, sending volt after volt of God's electricity through Thomas's body. The immense heat generated by the electrocution caused all of the semen in Luke's anus to superheat and explode, infecting everyone in a six mile radius with HIV.

Another customer at the gas station started to panic, worrying that everybody in the town would die of Aids. Tim just smiled and pointed to a sign on the road.

"Welcome to San Fransisco," it said
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Lol, I'd never seen that.
 
accolyte1022 said:
Lol, I'd never seen that.
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I ripped it off from those parody memes called Marine Todd. They're a play on those heroic soldier stories that get circulated around Facebook and other social media. I just took out the words "soldier" and "liberal" and replaced them with Luke Thomas and Tim Kennedy. :D Here's another example of one.

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