Looks like Oscar has been up to his old tricks again

Too bad Marlon Brando is dead. Surly Oscar would have been his boy toy.
 
My guess is a rolling pin. Or a spatula.

Btw all these posts and no mention of the daughter. I usually try to stay away from anyone sub 21 b/c it gets tricky but I'll be her kitchen utensil for sure, all day.


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Noice.
 
Noctilux said:
Too bad Marlon Brando is dead. Surly Oscar would have been his boy toy.
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why do you say that? yes, i know brando was bi but why would he especially like oscar, did he have a thing for latinos?
 
mozfonky said:
he'll look better than bruce that's for sure.
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He/she looks like a monster that comes out of the attic to scare children when they won't go to bed on time.

Which begs the question if Oscar went trans what would his chick name be?
 
Oh shit guys, I think by "kitchen utensil" they meant Yusaf Mack's dick.
 
BluntTrauma21 said:
He/she looks like a monster that comes out of the attic to scare children when they won't go to bed on time.

Which begs the question if Oscar when trans what would his chick name be?
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good question, there is no female name for oscar that i know of. My best friend had a stepdad who was a crossdresser, he went looking for him and mentioned his name to the people he lived with, they didn't know who he was talking about for a minute, then they said "oohhhh, you mean Tricky!" His stepdad turned into a freak. You never know about peoples.
 
mozfonky said:
good question, there is no female name for oscar that i know of. My best friend had a stepdad who was a crossdresser, he went looking for him and mentioned his name to the people he lived with, they didn't know who he was talking about for a minute, then they said "oohhhh, you mean Tricky!" His stepdad turned into a freak. You never know about peoples.
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Lol that's a hilarious story except for your friend. He probably didn't find it too funny lol.

Tricky De La Hoya would have a nice ring to it. Or we could tweak it and call him Trixie. My guess is Doris. Yeah, Doris De La Hoya. I'm going with that one.
 
We shouldn't assume that he was penetrating his asshole with kitchen utensils, necessarily. It could very well have been his urethra, though, probably not exclusively. Good talk, guys.
 
Kovalev's "Man Bag" said:
We shouldn't assume that he was penetrating his asshole with kitchen utensils, necessarily. It could very well have been his urethra, though, probably not exclusively. Good talk, guys.
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That one got me. Guys do that apparently if any dude's into it it's probably Oscar.
 
Btw Bullshit on @Seano doing coke before. You said you were a teetotaler.
 
BluntTrauma21 said:
Lol that's a hilarious story except for your friend. He probably didn't find it too funny lol.

Tricky De La Hoya would have a nice ring to it. Or we could tweak it and call him Trixie. My guess is Doris. Yeah, Doris De La Hoya. I'm going with that one.
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no, he found it funny as hell, we both have sick senses of humor. the interesting thing is, "tricky" is a short word for "trickster" and it's the same name that Prince (my idol) used for his character in Under the Cherry Moon, Prince was someone who played with gender identity, maybe more deftly than anyone else in music.
 
nac386 said:
Lol, carefully.
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i didn't look much, all i saw was his boxrec, i think i might have heard of him. so he's gay? we sure have issues in this country with sexuality in all it's types. sad really, that's where a lot of our deviance comes from. i've said it many times, i doubt my own tribal peoples thought much of sex at all, probably just as natural as eating shitting or pissing, not something that has to cause some major neurosis. I knew a fighter who actually killed his gay lover, it haunted me for many, many years because i felt I could have helped him through some of his issues, just being older, and realizing how anger can get out of hand. It was a sad, fascinating story, and it's even sadder because the guy kind of looked up to me. One of my great regrets in my own life was just being too selfish because i'm just trying to protect myself, it's made me too hard on the people in my life and it's also stopped me from seeing any opportunities.
 
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