Looking for help and advice (Joanna J related)

[Macalpinerules]

Hey guys, as many of you know I have a big crush on Joanna J. I think she is a special woman and I would love to get to know her better. She just inspires me the way no other woman has.

Here's a poem I did for her a while back.
http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/for-joanna.3132709/

Anyway I'm looking for your help and advice.
1)Do you think I have a shot? Some people would say its foolish for me to try to get the attention of a celeb but oh well. Do you think she would be attracted to me? Here I am.

2)I know someone here has to know Joanna personally. Can you please send her my picture and poem? I would appreciate it so much!

Please mods don't move my thread, I really want my information to be passed on to Joanna and I know there has to be someone here who can point her to this thread. Thanks, be safe and be happy!

 

[BokaBokte]

Just don't be yourself.

 

[Rational Poster]

 

[HHJ]

you cant get anyone lookin how you look,talking like you talk,dont smile,she dont want to look at those teeth,those filthy yellow teeth that are so jagged and ugly.

 

[chunglii]

Lol

not sure if I should keep this in the Heavies or wasteland immediately.

 

[Macalpinerules]

Lol

not sure if I should keep this in the Heavies or wasteland immediately.

please dont wasteland. I've tried to contact Joanna on social media but I think she just has to many fan messages to respond. I'm hoping someone on here knows her personally so they can show her my picture and poem and maybe we can talk.

Thanks, your friend Macalpinerules

 

[thefaintjoy]

3/10 but that's mainly for the poem.

 

[KONE]

Assuming you're not trolling considering I actually thought you were insane well before this post, Joanna is engaged.

 

[Primitivo]

 

[Bobby Boulders]

, you're delusional.

 

[TrainInVain]

And I thought I was the creepiest stalker Joanna has.

 

[ZuffaExecutive]

Assuming you're not trolling considering I actually thought you were insane well before this post, Joanna is engaged.

So what your saying is,her and claudia probably wont hook up? because the sexual tension on tuf

 

[vigneshm1995]

Get your ass on Tinder

 

[politozx7r]

Are you fucking kidding me
Wasteland this shit

Has sherdog become a joke for real ?

Buddy good luck
We all want her

 

[IBack666]

Just be persistent and if she ignores you transition to stalking her, eventually working your way up to full blown death threats if she doesn't love you like you love her.

 

[Weidman]

Dude she's taken.

 

[NinjaNiK]

Hey guys, as many of you know I have a big crush on Joanna J. I think she is a special woman and I would love to get to know her better. She just inspires me the way no other woman has.

Here's a poem I did for her a while back.
http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/for-joanna.3132709/

Anyway I'm looking for your help and advice.
1)Do you think I have a shot? Some people would say its foolish for me to try to get the attention of a celeb but oh well. Do you think she would be attracted to me? Here I am.

2)I know someone here has to know Joanna personally. Can you please send her my picture and poem? I would appreciate it so much!

Please mods don't move my thread, I really want my information to be passed on to Joanna and I know there has to be someone here who can point her to this thread. Thanks, be safe and be happy!

No, you don't have any shot because Joanna Jedrzejczyk is in fact engaged to be married to her very fine boyfriend of 5+ years .. lo siento.

 

[NinjaNiK]

So what your saying is,her and claudia probably wont hook up? because the sexual tension on tuf

There is no sexual tension on TUF, that is just you projecting your fantasy, which has nothing to do with reality.

 

[Dutch Rudder]

Just be persistent and if she ignores you transition to stalking her, eventually working your way up to full blown death threats if she doesn't love you like you love her.

And if that fails you can go full Buffalo Bill....

 

[IBack666]

And if that fails you can go full Buffalo Bill....

"Would you fuck me?"