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Lol at Jon Anik Towering Over Demetrious Johnson

it isn't scalable. if you walk around at 200 lb you can be strong enough to hurt anybody. if you walk around at 135, you can't.

Not 'anybody', but lots of people, and he could for sure grab an ankle pick & fuck Anik's entire world up with little sweat.
 
Sorry DJ, even if you have a 100 Win Streak i will never be able to take you serious if even Jon The Cuck Anik towers over you :/

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That's a level 8 hover hand right there.
 
I can't take him seriously because there are literally 1000+ fighters who can beat him...

Imagine being a millionaire from a sport when thousands of people do it better.
 
DJ is like 5'3"

My old lady towers over him.

He could still kick the living shit out of 99.99% of the people on this board, myself included.

Yeah, he'd beat my ass....Yet for some reason, given his stature, I still think I could pull off the KO
 
Sorry DJ, even if you have a 100 Win Streak i will never be able to take you serious if even Jon The Cuck Anik towers over you :/

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Anik is not a short guy though he is 5 foot 9, a bit taller than average, I think 5 foot 8 is average height.
but yeah man Demetrious must really be short if an average height guy looks like a Giant. Im guessing without shoes he is 5 foot 2, he is listed at 5 foot 3, but I know women who are 5 foot 4 and seem taller than him, its weird how women can be the same height as men for example Holly Holm is 5 foot 8 yet she is considered tall and looks tall, while a man who is 5 foot 8 wont look tall compared to a 5 foot 8 woman. I think it has to do with the legs women have longer legs than men so people see that longer legs they think taller?

Mighty Mouse wife is also much taller than him too, but more impressive that a small guy like mighty mouse can dominate the way he does props to him, he has skills for days and wins fights despite his height disadvantage.
 
it isn't scalable. if you walk around at 200 lb you can be strong enough to hurt anybody. if you walk around at 135, you can't.

also not sure what sherdog' obsession with rape is.
great comment, but I love male rape!
 
This thread makes me notice that pissing off manlets will make them wish rape upon your dad.
 
He's clearly taller but I wouldn't say he towers. Regardless, that was an incredibly witty post. Thank you so much for sharing your keen sense of humour!
 
Sorry DJ, even if you have a 100 Win Streak i will never be able to take you serious if even Jon The Cuck Anik towers over you :/

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Is it just me, or does MM look like Romero's mini me?
 
it isn't scalable. if you walk around at 200 lb you can be strong enough to hurt anybody. if you walk around at 135, you can't.

Why is it easier for a 200 pounder to hurt a 400 pounder than for a 135 pounder to hurt a 180 pounder?
 
Why is it easier for a 200 pounder to hurt a 400 pounder than for a 135 pounder to hurt a 180 pounder?
The same reason it's easier for a 400 pounder to lose 10 pounds than a 135 pounder to lose 10 pounds.
 
DJ is like 5'3"

My old lady towers over him.

He could still kick the living shit out of 99.99% of the people on this board, myself included.

Of course and he is a cool dude and a heck of a fighter. But it is tough for me to take his run as serious as others. The men he fights are just so tiny. How many guys only grow to like 5'3? Average height in the US is like 5'10. And what percentage would want to fight for a living? He is just not facing elite guys IMO. The killers quite frankly grew at puberty. Sorry DJ..
 
The same reason it's easier for a 400 pounder to lose 10 pounds than a 135 pounder to lose 10 pounds.

Doesn't follow. It's easier for the 400 pounder to lose 10 lbs. because it's a much smaller percentage of his bodyweight. But the 400 pounder is a greater percentage of the 200 pounder's bodyweight than the 180 pounder is of the 135 pounder's.
 
He's definitely not used to towering over black dudes.

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I like how that kid is smiling, they are all trying to look tough except him. He's too friendly, can't help himself. lol
 
Sorry DJ, even if you have a 100 Win Streak i will never be able to take you serious if even Jon The Cuck Anik towers over you :/

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lmao look at Anik with his chest all puffed out and shit. He's so happy there is someone smaller than him.
 
Not an Anik fan. If they replaced him I wouldn't notice.
 
Sorry DJ, even if you have a 100 Win Streak i will never be able to take you serious if even Jon The Cuck Anik towers over you :/

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Anik is the same height as Conor McG. Obviously Anik is = to Conor
 
Oh shit, is Mighty Mouse fighting this weekend?? I didn't even know. Not that it makes any difference lol...

You won't miss anything.

He'll bounce around the cage for 5 rounds point fighting then he'll try and go for a sub in the final minute of the fight.
Meanwhile I'll be asleep from boredom or on another channel.
 
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