Liquid Water found on Mars!!!!!!!!!!

[Aegon Spengler]

Liquid water has been found under the surface of Mars!

Mars water: Liquid water reservoirs found under Martian crust

Studies of quakes detected from the planet's surface found it in the planet's rocky outer crust.

www.bbc.com

"Scientists have discovered a reservoir of liquid water on Mars - deep in the rocky outer crust of the planet.”

“These are actually the same techniques we use to prospect for water on Earth, or to look for oil and gas," explained Prof Michael Manga, from the University of California, Berkeley, who was involved in the research.

The analysis revealed reservoirs of water at depths of about six to 12 miles (10 to 20km) in the Martian crust.

“Understanding the Martian water cycle is critical for understanding the evolution of the climate, surface and interior,” said lead researcher Dr Vashan Wright, from UC San Diego’s Scripps Institution of Oceanography.

Prof Manga added that water was "the most important molecule in shaping the evolution of a planet". This finding, he said, answers a big question of "where did all the Martian water go?"

Imagine a billion years ago some humanoid martians noticed their planet was bunged, so they launched a comet with human DNA (or came from Mars after shooting the comet ) to save/preserve their species, hoping we would evolve to the point where we would come save their descendants, who were forced to live in underground caves!

Apparently Mars lost its atmosphere a billion years ago because it has a shitty magnetosphere. But maybe their plants, animals and civilization moved underground. Using nuclear power for heat and flatscreens to mimic the sun in a bunch of caverns.

Soon we will rescue them and use their flavoured titty milks to cure all our diseases!

 

[Sweater of AV]

Won't be long before we're drilling that sucker for water.

 

[Ibm]

Elon put it there.

 

[Protectandserve]

We’re all gonna get some crazy Martian water diseases…

 

[RemyR]

Space is fake the moon is cheese

 

[mb23100]

Still taste better than Aquafina

 

[Brom Bones]

Won't be long before we're drilling that sucker for water.

I used to think that the aliens were coming here for our resources, but it makes more sense for us greedy bastards to wipe out whole other civilizations to live a cushier life.

 

[ChosenOne]

Claiming bottling rights, for commercial sale.

Mars H2O, $1mm per bottle. Limited supply. Order now.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Liquid water has been found under the surface of Mars!

Mars water: Liquid water reservoirs found under Martian crust

Studies of quakes detected from the planet's surface found it in the planet's rocky outer crust.

www.bbc.com

Imagine a billion years ago some humanoid martians noticed their planet was bunged, so they launched a comet with human DNA (or came from Mars after shooting the comet ) to save/preserve their species, hoping we would evolve to the point where we would come save their descendants, who were forced to live in underground caves!

Apparently Mars lost its atmosphere a billion years ago because it has a shitty magnetosphere. But maybe their plants, animals and civilization moved underground. Using nuclear power for heat and flatscreens to mimic the sun in a bunch of caverns.

Soon we will rescue them and use their flavoured titty milks to cure all our diseases!

Nestle CEO to his employees right now

 

[Osculater]

Liquid gold

 

[Sobek]

How long until they discover there was a previous civilisation there and they nuked themselves out of existence?

 

[DaleBoca]

I wonder if there is a SherDog on Mars. A fellow MarBro.

 

[pclanadmin2]

Soon we will rescue them and use their flavoured titty milks to cure all our diseases!

We rescue them from having to live in underground lairs; they provide us with their flavorful titty milk. Sounds like a fair trade to me.

 

[Gene Tunney]

Nestle CEO to his employees right now

Speaking of villains who linger in the collective conscience.

 

[Tone C]

We’re all gonna get some crazy Martian water diseases…

This is how the Mars Zombie Apocalypse starts...

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

Which beverage company you think is gonna start marketing "Mars" water first?

 

[GSP_37]

Read a chunk of the article and wasn't clear on how they "discovered" the water since they said miles below the surface and the rover probably didn't have super long drill.

 

[PaddyO'malley]

I wonder if there is a SherDog on Mars. A fellow MarBro.

Yo my pops used to smoke those fam di red one

 

[Zer]

Read a chunk of the article and wasn't clear on how they "discovered" the water since they said miles below the surface and the rover probably didn't have super long drill.

It's not the size of the drill it's how you use it

 

[Hellowhosthat]

I used to think that the aliens were coming here for our resources, but it makes more sense for us greedy bastards to wipe out whole other civilizations to live a cushier life.

I actually don't think it's that far fetched that there are advanced life forms out there that are aware of us but have never made contact because they've observed how much of an invasive species we are.