Life Moments You'll Always Remember

[Strychnine]

First grade teacher scolded me for not asking for something nicely. I suppose I deserved it.

My first-grade teacher bashed me in the head repeatedly with one of these because I helped a classmate sitting next to me pronounce the word "combine" and explained the definition to him.

I was six.

 

[Brother Numsi]

I remember playing basketball with my younger brother, cousin, and uncle against some dudes at the church. I wasn’t playing very well but I’ll never forget when the best player on the other team came down the lane for a layup, I jumped up and blocked his shot and fell backwards when I landed.

I’ll never forget my younger brother screaming and jumping on my back while my cousin and uncle smiled. Even the dude I blocked smiled and gave me a nod like, “I see you bro.”

I guess everyone went nuts because I was smaller and the guy I blocked had some hops. Didn’t even know I could jump that high.

 

[TYR-I]

Any context, it's late and I'm drunk (I don't care). I was on a phone interview, and received a call from my grandmother who was in hospice. I immediately ended the interview, and for roughly 5 minutes we spoke together, it was her beautiful last "good-bye" because she died the next day. She was so thoughtful, and a fighter until end. Along with finding out in the end my "favorite aunt", was dialing everyone's phone number in the family for her so she could have the chance to have a last conversation with all of us. I'll always love that. Sending that call to ignore would have haunted me always, love you forever and always Grandma.

Seeing Ghost with my GF

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

Yes.


Thanks for asking.

 

[Beechwood]

I once got kicked in the balls by a horse. It hurt so bad, but eventually it stopped. However, I still remember that day we'll and the pain. Even remember the way my brother laughed at me afterwards.

I had a relative that died from something like that! this happened around 150 years ago. A mormon ancestor, who had 3 wives and 30 plus kids, needed to hide in his water well from the union army that came looking for him, was kicked in the groin by his horse. He lasted 3 days before passing away the paper i found said. Heck of a way to go.

 

[ssBaldy]

My first-grade teacher bashed me in the head repeatedly with one of these because I helped a classmate sitting next to me pronounce the word "combine" and explained the definition to him.

I was six.

Is that why you ended up a Sherdog mod?

 

[Strychnine]

Is that why you ended up a Sherdog mod?

Nah, it's why I joined the Air Force!

But...

When I came home on the school bus, my mom noticed that I was not ok. She said "What's wrong?" I told her what happened... She said, "Ok."

I didn't find this out until last year.

My mom went to the school and had a meeting with the principal and the teacher who beat me. I was told that she said to the teacher "I KNOW my baby isn't a bad child. I know he's quiet and just wants to learn. If you touch my baby again? I'm going to come up here with my butcher knife and KILL YOU in front of all these White people. Now you try me."

I always wondered why she treated me different around a week later until I left the 1st grade. Now I know why.

 

[ssBaldy]

Nah, it's why I joined the Air Force!

But...

When I came home on the school bus, my mom noticed that I was not ok. She said "What's wrong?" I told her what happened... She said, "Ok."

I didn't find this out until last year.

My mom went to the school and had a meeting with the principal and the teacher who beat me. I was told that she said to the teacher "I KNOW my baby isn't a bad child. I know he's quiet and just wants to learn. If you touch my baby again? I'm going to come up here with my butcher knife and KILL YOU in front of all these White people. Now you try me."

I always wondered why she treated me different around a week later until I left the 1st grade. Now I know why.

That's intense. The teacher was an asshole to beat you. Glad your momma stepped up.

 

[560ti]

The time I banged my cousin for almost two months at my grandparents house.

It started with me sticking my hands down her pants she returned the favor and asked stick it in her that and it was on.

She also gave a great handjob but never got any oral.

Great times never the less.

 

[Strychnine]

I once got kicked in the balls by a horse. It hurt so bad, but eventually it stopped. However, I still remember that day we'll and the pain. Even remember the way my brother laughed at me afterwards.

My mom and her younger brother (my uncle) were walking past a field where a mule would always come up to the fence. My mom would always pet it, and my uncle would poke at it and tease it. One day, the mule bit him in the head. He was fine, but he never teased the mule again.

 

[MLarson]

Sure
The time I banged my cousin for almost two months at my grandparents house.

It started with me sticking my hands down her pants she returned the favor and asked stick it in her that and it was on.

She also gave a great handjob but never got any oral.

Great times never the less.

 

[RichardHarrow]

I remember playing basketball with my younger brother, cousin, and uncle against some dudes at the church. I wasn’t playing very well but I’ll never forget when the best player on the other team came down the lane for a layup, I jumped up and blocked his shot and fell backwards when I landed.

I’ll never forget my younger brother screaming and jumping on my back. While my cousin and uncle smiled. Even the dude I blocked smiled and gave me a nod like, “I see you bro.”

I guess everyone went nuts because I was smaller and the guy I blocked had some hops. Didn’t even know I could jump that high.

 

[Strychnine]

That's intense. The teacher was an asshole to beat you. Glad your momma stepped up.

Yeah, it was the 70's and corporeal punishment was the norm. I've gotten paddling's before, but bashing me in the head for helping a fellow student?

No bueno.

 

[NadaRekowski]

Birth of my son

Trying to kill myself

Getting a blowjob on open street while smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer

Legendary shroomdose

Stepping out the train to see my girlfriend for the first time

Fucking up my tendon a second time after operation a week ago. I’m sitting in ER right now

 

[DougieJones]

While in the intermediates back in the day for little league baseball, I hit a homerun to win the game and get us into the finals. Then in the last game of the finals I hit a grand slam to win.

I was invited to try out for the allstar team that year.

I kind of sucked at baseball until my last year, and ended up hitting above .400 (getting invited to and turning down the AS team offer) and also hit a homerun... to this day I remember that at-bat and the pitch coming in perfectly. I thought it was gonna be a ball and lay off, but at the last second realized it was probably going to catch the edge of the plate, and swung as fast as I could trying to foul it off. It ended up being fair by maybe a foot lol

 

[Slapjit]

When Shogun knocked Machida out.

Like Ryoto-kun, that day I also took 2nd place, but in an arm wrestling match which involved me snapping my humerus. When it happened, I thought someone had slapped me in the back of the head full force. I actually felt nothing in my arm and was ready to throw down with whoever smacked me. Didn't fully realize what had happened until I tried to move my arm and felt some grinding inside. I immediately requested a ride to the hospital because ambulances are expensive AF.

As I walked in someone had just gotten stabbed. His friend came in all frantic and covered in blood like "y'all hafta go get him he out there he leakin' rn y'all gotta hurry". After seeing that, I was cool with the 1 hour wait time as my situation was pretty trivial in comparison. Pain started creeping in around then.

Get called to a room, waited in agony until the doctor walked in. When he did, he asked a few clarifying questions before throwing his leg up and arm-barring me to set the bone, which according to my research you're definitely not supposed to do. He tried about 5 or 6 times before switching up the gameplan, despite him getting the tap on the 2nd attempt. After that, they gave me morphine and the nurse had me walk to a different room to wait, then off again to another room to get X-rays. Wheelchair would've been nice, but in their defense my legs were perfectly fine.

The rest was a blur; I just remember my mother getting loud as I was getting discharged because they were sending me home in a sling, acting like the job was done. The next day involved making some calls to get an appointment for a 2nd opinion. It was entirely possible that maybe it wasn't a break and I was actually being lil bitch. Well, after giving up another copay for more X-rays, the doctor confirmed it was indeed fucked. I got scheduled for an appointment that led to a surgery the following morning. Got a sick scar now.