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He sighed as he put the book back on the shelf, decided he would come back to it when the fancy gripped him-- "probably never," he decided to himself in a moment of unbridled honesty. All he remembered was "Chapter 1" and something about motorcycles? That couldn't be right... "oh, well" he fake-smiled to his reflection in a window.
 
ending is "eminem dropped new album that destroyed all of rap. leaving us with rock country and pop. the world is now a safer place". the end.
 
Yall cant leave it like that wtf. Does he get the anti-aids serum? How come this gay dude keeps getting married? Does charlie know that the main guy is gay? I mean yeah they're lovers but maybe the main guy is playing a prank pretending he's gay by doing guys in the butt. That's dedication if so. So many questions.
 
He had approximately 4 years left to figure out what his own deathbed confession meant. Time machines always scrambled your sense of things, that made it more difficult. Then, he had also been drinking in the time machine, he remembered, as he then attempted to kick himself in the gooch for being so stupid

After he had successfully kicked himself in the gooch it was time for him to focus on the more important task at hand: trying to figure out just what his deathbed confession (in the future!) had meant. While staggering he pondered: "Daisy. Just what in the hell could I possibly mean by that? You just don't make up stuff like that." Somewhere in the distance he heard a soft thudding sound.
 
After he had successfully kicked himself in the gooch it was time for him to focus on the more important task at hand: trying to figure out just what his deathbed confession (in the future!) had meant. While staggering he pondered: "Daisy. Just what in the hell could I possibly mean by that? You just don't make up stuff like that." Somewhere in the distance he heard a soft thudding sound.

Slowly he got up to go investigate the sound in the next room. As he got closer he noticed that not only was the thudding not as soft as he thought but it was accompanied with heavy breathing and moaning. He frantically turned on the lights to the room and was shocked. "Mom, but but but you're supposed to be dead. Hey fucker get off my possibly zombie mom". When did life get so confusing?
 
Slowly he got up to go investigate the sound in the next room. As he got closer he noticed that not only was the thudding not as soft as he thought but it was accompanied with heavy breathing and moaning. He frantically turned on the lights to the room and was shocked. "Mom, but but but you're supposed to be dead. Hey fucker get off my possibly zombie mom". When did life get so confusing?

After the initial shock had dissipated, he decided to leave the two to do their business. "Two consenting adults and all that," he said to himself, "it's really not for me to judge." Pretty soon Daisy occupied his mind again, making him wonder if it could possibly be the girl he sat next to in elementary school.
 
He-- the protagonist, who's name had been Daryl the entire time, sat down against the wall with his hands cupping his temples, in a concerted effort to think. How could all the leads have been dead ends so far? His ideas and hopes seemingly dried up, symbolically, as the B-camera focused on an overhead closeup of the last moist spot evaporating from his pleated, elastic-waist khakis.
 
His family was poor, so poor in fact that they often went without dinner. Daryl spent his time outside running in the beautiful high grass and exotic flowers. He was running the day they came to take him from his family.
 
"Daryl!" his parents shouted in slow motion while being loaded onto the flatbed, struggling in their chains as he turned around in the wheat field, "help us, Daryl!"

Three impressively sized men in black suits and short-brimmed hats sported grotesquely hardened, pig-like features, helping each other unhurriedly load his parents and sneered smugly back at him, acknowledging that there was nothing at all that Daryl could do.

Daryl was still observing, paralyzed, when his mother briefly slipped loose of a coil, attempted escape and Daryl's father slammed both fists with metal restraints into the nearest suited man to help aid her escape, but the blow had only a trivial effect and innocent Daryl forced himself to witness the quieting screams of his dad as one of the men leaned and bit into his arm for retaliation as the truck carried the screams away, both fading into the distance.
 
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Daryl snapped out of the flashback. He reached into his pocket
 
The characters just realized they were dead the whole time
 
But life on the other side is startlingly similar to before one died, so that revelation didn't solve jack sheit and they still had to deal with all their current problems

Daryl reached into his pocket and pulled out some TUMS. They were spicy habenero flaming hot 'N' sour TUMS, which confirmed the fact that he had died a lifetime ago and was in a new dimension with all the same problems as before
 
But life on the other side is startlingly similar to before one died, so that revelation didn't solve jack sheit and they still had to deal with all their current problems

Daryl reached into his pocket and pulled out some TUMS. They were spicy habenero flaming hot 'N' sour TUMS, which confirmed the fact that he had died a lifetime ago and was in a new dimension with all the same problems as before

The fact that he now knew that he was dead offered him some solace - the TUMS on the other hand were old and he never liked how they tasted anyway, so he threw them away. "If my stomach acts up again, I will just ignore it", he thought to himself. As he stood there with his empty pockets, he realized it was time to find out if Daisy was also present in this dimension.
 
"Daryl!" his parents shouted in slow motion while being loaded onto the flatbed, struggling in their chains as he turned around in the wheat field, "help us, Daryl!"

Three impressively sized men in black suits and short-brimmed hats sported grotesquely hardened, pig-like features, helping each other unhurriedly load his parents and sneered smugly back at him, acknowledging that there was nothing at all that Daryl could do.

Daryl was still observing, paralyzed, when his mother briefly slipped loose of a coil, attempted escape and Daryl's father slammed both fists with metal restraints into the nearest suited man to help aid her escape, but the blow had only a trivial effect and innocent Daryl forced himself to witness the quieting screams of his dad as one of the men leaned and bit into his arm for retaliation as the truck carried the screams away, both fading into the distance.

After the truck had disappeared in the distance Daryl vowed to himself that he would do anything to find his parents again. He gathered what little belongings he had from his room into a bag pack and closed the door of his family home behind him. Little did he know of the adventure that he was about to embark on.
 
After the truck had disappeared in the distance Daryl vowed to himself that he would do anything to find his parents again. He gathered what little belongings he had from his room into a bag pack and closed the door of his family home behind him. Little did he know of the adventure that he was about to embark on.

That adventure was basically like lord of the rings but way more orcs.
 
That adventure was basically like lord of the rings but way more orcs.

Well never read that, but:
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Daryl un-slumped himself from the wall, retreating out of the flashback.
He wiped the cold sweat with a sleeve. Daryl's attention was drawn sharply to something in the room, something he had missed the first time
 
Daisy shows up in the dungeon with Daryl’s old laser sword and hands it to him.

Daryl, shrugs his shoulders and throws it over his shoulder to the ground bellow, having left his early life behind and ventures out to suck a cows breast
 
He turned back at toward Daisy and watched her activities in the dungeon and he said that it was good that God kept the truths of life from the young as they were starting out or else they'd have no heart to start at all.
 
"Daisy-- that's what I whimpered on my deathbed years in the future! It was you the whole time!"

"It was US!" exclaimed Daisy Ridley as she tenderly clutched his stripe-accented polo shirt
 

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