Let's make puns

[fungi]

What do you call a gay person who's not willing to keep it to him/herself?

Closetrophobic.

Whaddya call an person who's not a fan of
Disney?

Mousetrophobic.

 

[Hotora86]

Fight fire with fire. Fight Blue Monday with Cordon Bleu, blue cheese, blueberries and blues music. And Eiffel 65 if you *really* have to.

 

[Hotora86]

When he was chosen as pope John Paul II knew that he could only select two names as alias so he put "II" at the end to indicate the other two - George and Ringo.

 

[fungi]

What's Mike Tyson without his eyes?

Spoiler

Ron Mke.

 

[fungi]

 

[Hotora86]

just needs some salt of the earth and hellfire from below

 

[fungi]

just needs some salt of the earth and hellfire from below

 

[Tankeray]

What is terrorism on a budget called?

7-11

 

[Hotora86]

(ok this one is very niche)

Buddhists are weird. I asked a Buddhist about what he wishes to become through meditation. He said "our hat".

 

[Clippy]

(ok this one is very niche)

Buddhists are weird. I asked a Buddhist about what he wishes to become through meditation. He said "our hat".

cliffs

 

[Danger Dave]

Why did the Lego salesman get all the chicks. Because he was a stud.

 

[Merlotte's]

I heard Oxygen was dating Magnesium. OMG!

 

[fungi]

 

[SalvadorCollie]

I dated a gay guy who refused to have oral sex..

dude was too closed minded and analytical.

 

[fungi]

 

[Dulfus]

A Mexican magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three. He counted, "Uno, dos..." then POOF!
He was gone without a tres.

 

[fungi]

I'll just live this here:

P.s. Wormy, Y U NO use image post function instead of attachments?

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

P.s. Wormy, Y U NO use image post function instead of attachments?

Most of the memes I post are things either texted to me by friends or crap I find on Facebook. It’s easiest for me to just save the images to my phone and then use Sherdog’s image upload feature.

A couple of years ago I used to always upload to Imgur and then link it to Sherdog but Imgur went to shit a while ago and needs you to make an account or whatever which I am not interested in doing.

 

[fungi]

Most of the memes I post are things either texted to me by friends or crap I find on Facebook. It’s easiest for me to just save the images to my phone and then use Sherdog’s image upload feature.

A couple of years ago I used to always upload to Imgur and then link it to Sherdog but Imgur went to shit a while ago and needs you to make an account or whatever which I am not interested in doing.

<[analyzed}>

U, u, u la-z ass wormy

 

[fungi]