Let's make puns

[snowbro]

Lol

 

[Hotora86]

"Be the change you want to see" - 50 cent

 

[raty tat tat]

Like

 

[Hotora86]

- How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?
- Because old Hobbits die hard.

 

[Hotora86]

Not many monsters are good at math.
Unless you Count Dracula.

 

[fungi]

 

[fungi]

 

[Hotora86]

I had a rabbit called Gotye but he ran away. Now he's just some bunny that I used to know.

 

[Thai Domi]

A pun has not fully matured until it's completely groan.

 

[Hotora86]

Have you heard the Seatles?
John Cannon, Paul McKraken, George Horizon and Ringo Arr!

 

[Dulfus]

Merry Christmas, folks! For the occasion...

What do you call Santa when he's broke?

Spoiler

Saint Nickle-less

 

[Danger Dave]

Be sure to use spoilers

I'll go first

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Why was the butter kicked out of the casino?

Spoiler

Cause it was on a roll

Clippy.

 

[Clippy]

Clippy.

hi

 

[Thai Domi]

Merry Christmas, folks! For the occasion...

What do you call Santa when he's broke?

Spoiler

Saint Nickle-less

What do you call a kid that's afraid of Santa?

Spoiler

Clausetrophobic

 

[Hotora86]

Before it was carved mount Rushmore's natural beauty was unpresidented.

 

[Hotora86]

- What do you call an igloo without a toilet?
- An "ig"

 

[Hotora86]

When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party.

Now I'm homeless.

 

[Hotora86]

A horse walks into a bar.
Bartender: Hey.
Horse: Yep.

 

[Goldentrophy]

Why does my finger smell?



Because I scratched my anus

 

[fungi]

What do you call a kid that's afraid of Santa?

Spoiler

Clausetrophobic

What do you call a gay person who's not willing to keep it to him/herself?

Closetrophobic.