Let's make puns

- Why did the baker rob the bank?
- He needed the dough.
 
- Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?
- A barber.
 
- What bone will a dog never eat?
- A trombone.
 
A man worked at an orange juice factory, but he was canned because he couldn't concentrate.
 
- What do you call the history of a car?
- An autobiography.
 
- Why is 6 afraid of 7?
- Because 7 8 9!
 
- What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
- Nacho cheese!
 
- Why do bees have sticky hair?
- They use honeycombs.
 
- What kind of house is easiest to pick up?
- A light house.
 
- Why was it impossible to make Chuck-Norris-themed toilet paper?
- Because it wouldn't take shit from anyone.
 
- How do you make your soup golden?
- You put in fourteen carrots.
 
- What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?
- A pork chop.
 
- What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?
- Make me one with everything.
 
- What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?
- A flat major.
 
- Where do hamburgers go dancing?
- To a meatball.
 
- Why did the clerk put a clock under his desk?
- He had to work overtime.
 
- What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?
- A carpet.
 
- How do you count cows?
- With a cowculator.
 
Did you hear about the Human Cannonball? First day on the job, he was fired.
 
- What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?
- A windshield viper.
 
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