Lets just have all fights end in a finish or death

[TDS2010]

With all the back and forth on who wins close decisions, lets all petition the UFC and athletic commissions so that all fights must end in finishes or death. We can really test the cardio of these guys that way....sigh

 

[eatthisjerry]

Just Bleed God approves it.
I'll add electrified cages and spiked corners.

 

[grimballer]

yeah i agree, also at the end of last round, if theres no winner, fighters should be given a weapon of their choice n additional 5 minutes.

just imagine the possibilities?

 

[Charlie Sheen]

 

[ruckingfetard]

Just Bleed God approves it.
I'll add electrified cages and spiked corners.

And sharks! Don't forget the Sharks swimming around in the moat. Thats important.

 

[TDS2010]

yeah i agree, also at the end of last round, if theres no winner, fighters should be given a weapon of their choice n additional 5 minutes.

just imagine the possibilities?

Ooh...Good idea. Or maybe tag team MMA. If Gus and Jones gassed they could have tagged in Phil Davis and Hendo.

 

[TDS2010]

Or turn the octagon into a barbed wire hog pen.

 

[Balzak]

It in the same range of idea as what GSP is asking for a long time regarding fight with no rounds

GSP takes on to UFC co-founder Rorion Gracie thoughts when it comes to time limits. He tells Joe Rogan

 

[youngda9]

It's been in my sig all along.

 

[jonathan274]

Or turn the octagon into a barbed wire hog pen.

With live Giant hogs. Like in Deadwood. You fall, you get ate.

BTW the dude in this pic really was eaten by that hog and others.

 

[TDS2010]

It in the same range of idea as what GSP is asking for a long time regarding fight with no rounds

Yeah...But GSP left out brass knuckles, Spears, and barbed wire...

 

[jonathan274]

Yeah...But GSP left out brass knuckles, Spears, and barbed wire...

and pigs. Bacon: so delicious it sometimes noms you back.

 

[axecutioner]

Just Bleed God approves it.
I'll add electrified cages and spiked corners.

Good idea. It'll eliminate the ole' wall and stall.

 

[Bladderbuster]

 

[Balzak]

Yeah...But GSP left out brass knuckles, Spears, and barbed wire...

yeah I know he's not that brave... what a shame

 

[Mikeyz]

With all the back and forth on who wins close decisions, lets all petition the UFC and athletic commissions so that all fights must end in finishes or death. We can really test the cardio of these guys that way....sigh

Wasteland

 

[Man1988]

 

[Wariowokecancel]

Just Bleed God approves it.
I'll add electrified cages and spiked corners.

"Rules of the Octagon:

Two men go in. If after 5 rounds, one hasn't come out, neither comes out as the Octagon descends into a lava pit.

After each round combatants have a choice of spirits, cocaine or a weapon of their choice.

If after a fight the winner does not piss hot, the fight is declared a non-contest and the audience votes via twitter on which limb gets choice chopped off.

Bonuses include:
Eye-gouging of the night
Decapitation of the night
Genital removal of the night"

 

[PivotalDisorder]

ofc GSP likes the idea, he can dry hump most of the WW's in the UFC and if he doesn't like the odds on going to the ground, he spends 5 rounds hitting the opponent repeatedly with that damn laser jab and superman punch.

at least every 5 minutes the other guy can get some advice on what he could do to turn the fight around it's not like GSP needs advice from the corner, he already knows how to dry hump, jab and superman punch

 

[BrainLeakage]

ofc GSP likes the idea, he can dry hump most of the WW's in the UFC and if he doesn't like the odds on going to the ground, he spends 5 rounds hitting the opponent repeatedly with that damn laser jab and superman punch.

at least every 5 minutes the other guy can get some advice on what he could do to turn the fight around it's not like GSP needs advice from the corner, he already knows how to dry hump, jab and superman punch

You're like the coolest person on Sherdog.