Lets just have all fights end in a finish or death

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  1. TDS2010

    TDS2010 White Belt

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    With all the back and forth on who wins close decisions, lets all petition the UFC and athletic commissions so that all fights must end in finishes or death. We can really test the cardio of these guys that way....sigh
     
  2. eatthisjerry

    eatthisjerry Brown Belt

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    Just Bleed God approves it.
    I'll add electrified cages and spiked corners.
     
  3. grimballer

    grimballer Silver Belt

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    yeah i agree, also at the end of last round, if theres no winner, fighters should be given a weapon of their choice n additional 5 minutes.

    just imagine the possibilities?
     
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    And sharks! Don't forget the Sharks swimming around in the moat. Thats important.
     
  6. TDS2010

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    Ooh...Good idea. Or maybe tag team MMA. If Gus and Jones gassed they could have tagged in Phil Davis and Hendo.
     
  7. TDS2010

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    Or turn the octagon into a barbed wire hog pen.
     
  8. Balzak

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    It in the same range of idea as what GSP is asking for a long time regarding fight with no rounds

     
  9. youngda9

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    It's been in my sig all along.
     
  10. jonathan274

    jonathan274 Firefly Belt

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    With live Giant hogs. Like in Deadwood. You fall, you get ate.

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    BTW the dude in this pic really was eaten by that hog and others.
     
  11. TDS2010

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    Yeah...But GSP left out brass knuckles, Spears, and barbed wire...
     
  12. jonathan274

    jonathan274 Firefly Belt

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    and pigs. Bacon: so delicious it sometimes noms you back.
     
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    Good idea. It'll eliminate the ole' wall and stall.
     
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    yeah I know he's not that brave... what a shame :)
     
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    "Rules of the Octagon:

    Two men go in. If after 5 rounds, one hasn't come out, neither comes out as the Octagon descends into a lava pit.

    After each round combatants have a choice of spirits, cocaine or a weapon of their choice.

    If after a fight the winner does not piss hot, the fight is declared a non-contest and the audience votes via twitter on which limb gets choice chopped off.

    Bonuses include:
    Eye-gouging of the night
    Decapitation of the night
    Genital removal of the night"
     
  19. PivotalDisorder

    PivotalDisorder Banned Banned

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    ofc GSP likes the idea, he can dry hump most of the WW's in the UFC and if he doesn't like the odds on going to the ground, he spends 5 rounds hitting the opponent repeatedly with that damn laser jab and superman punch.

    at least every 5 minutes the other guy can get some advice on what he could do to turn the fight around :p it's not like GSP needs advice from the corner, he already knows how to dry hump, jab and superman punch
     
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    You're like the coolest person on Sherdog.
     

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