Lets help Dana make more money. Sherdog ideas please.

[Van Daz]

As the UFC is clearly struggling financially and resorting to selling name prints on the flooring, what other ways could we imagine in order to help Uncle Dana?

The hot dog branders were clearly a success.

I thought that they could sell off the blood stained flooring, post-bout to highest bidders.

God only knows, I'd do some kind of cloning attempt for Grasso with just a single drop.
10k per 1cm cubed.

Gaethje would single handedly make the company many more millions.

What about printing your face over the UFC original logo body? For a cool million.
I vote @Chivas GDL having his face shopped on to the floor. The overhead cameras would capture a once in a lifetime shot.
That way, @Chivas GDL you could also be literally underneath Grasso as she mounts Shev.

Any other ideas?

Sell off all of Bruce Buffers suits.
Have a UFC currency.
Start a UFC theme park.
Miss ring girl pageants
Sell Dana White voodoo dolls.

 

[mb23100]

All fights to the death. You'll save a ton because you won't have to pay the loser because he will be dead.

 

[Marko Polo]

 

[TheTickG]

As the UFC is clearly struggling financially and resorting to selling name prints on the flooring, what other ways could we imagine in order to help Uncle Dana?

The hot dog branders were clearly a success.

I thought that they could sell off the blood stained flooring, post-bout to highest bidders.

God only knows, I'd do some kind of cloning attempt for Grasso with just a single drop.
10k per 1cm cubed.

Gaethje would single handedly make the company many more millions.

What about printing your face over the UFC original logo body? For a cool million.
I vote @Chivas GDL having his face shopped on to the floor. The overhead cameras would capture a once in a lifetime shot.
That way, @Chivas GDL you could also be literally underneath Grasso as she mounts Shev.

Any other ideas?

Pay to corner fighters. Platinum Perry was a trail blazer in that regard.

Fighters like Rose would definitely benefit from this.

 

[Jasper_RB81]

Pay to corner fighters. Platinum Perry was a trail blazer in that regard.

Fighters like Rose would definitely benefit from this.

Barry would only allow girls under 18 in to his corner... not sure the athletic commission would allow that.

 

[drbolony]

Franchise Bigg Rigg Steakhouses

 

[Deleted member 587672]

Some of you take this waaaaay too seriously.

 

[Buff]

They should have hired me as head of merchandise when they had the chance.

 

[Ozze]

Tag team matches with fans.

For a cool 100k you can fight side by side with your favorite fighter in a once in a lifetime experience!
Are you brave enough?!!? And you get to keep your fight kit. (including the ultra cool The Rock / UFC shoes!)

Be the envy of all your friends and get all the hot chicks by saying you fought for the UFC!

Call now! 1-800-YAGOOF

 

[Deleted member 587672]

They should have hired me as head of merchandise when they had the chance.

Yes Buff!
You are like the Charles Mask of the pillow world.
Btw. You live in UK?

 

[Kryptt]

Drug paraphernalia, custom-made guns and good old classic American bourbon.

UFC THC Edible Gummies Shaped like fighters.

 

[Fatback96]

Bring in high class talent for very low money and disguise it as a reality TV series with your name on it, so it sounds more legit and personal.

Eventually you’ll have half the rankings filled with fighters on 10k/10k contracts.

 

[Buff]

Yes Buff!
You are like the Charles Mask of the pillow world.
Btw. You live in UK?

Charles Mask... A degenerate with an overpriced/silly product, and a fake name that thought way too highly of his own ideas... I resemble that remark.

I am a UK resident, but my amazing and awesome products ship internationally within 28 days... Shadface pillows for the whole world, fam.

 

[nonoob]

UFC Manlet bracelets ?

 

[Th3 Gr38 1]

Trump 2024. Everyone makes more money.

I’m not even American, but economy is economy.

He's going to jail and they're gonna looooove his mushy white ass in the pen!

They gon' clap them cheeks

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The bigger the cuishon the better the pushin'!!!!!

 

[MuffinsAppletree]

I’d pay $49.99 to watch Dana fight his stepfather and stepbrother at the same time.

Dana is a scumbag.

 

[KOPPE]

UFC is far from struggling. mfs made near a billion during deep covid

 

[HaulParris]

Have a chance for a fan to go into the cage and try to land a Showtime kick, like they let fans in NBA try for a haf-court shot during the breaks. Only instead of the fan winning anything, the fan has to pay Dana directly.

 

[Deleted member 449757]

Make a tough man competition about who can take the most bullets without flinching.

 

[sonhow]

Gofundme for the goof?