Lets hear some rap songs you made up

[TheOneAboveAll3]

Here is mine

Yeah I am a cat lover but so what? You stupid dog lovers dont know whats up.... I am a conqueror, a ruler of worlds, mess with me and your whole world will crumble. Yeah I slept with your mom but that dont mean a thing and if you think I am your father then I might be but I still wont pay child support, I aint about that life. I am vicious, a winner a man on a mission. Last time we met you were talking all this sweet stuff over the internet, talking about how I dont support you and your on down times... Hoe please, get a job, you no good loser. How many times I got to tell you I aint paying child support, I aint about that life. I like big boobs and a nice ass, thats all I want. When I die I want to die with a hot babe by my side...

How you like?

 

[M4rk]

No, i dont think i will.

 

[shunyata]

A word is born
to the mother of all lies
in a world fill with spies
who answer to the lord of the flies.

Amidst the din a baby cries
and this son of man shall rise
to lead an age of opened eyes.

The wise await the fall of Babylon the great.
Can you meditate upon the dissolution of the state?

 

[Sonny Qc]

Fuck ton dress code
J'rentre avec ma casquette pis mon manteau
On est juste venu faire un check, on s'en va tantôt
Y'a des partner que ça faisait longtemps que j'avais pas vu
Si t'as soif comme j'ai soif d'alcool, au bar, y'en aura plus

Au bar, j'commence à me sentir bizarre
Sont où les toilettes
Brrrrrk ! Trop tard
Nous autres quand on sort
Nous autres on trip fort
Chiller comme qu'on Chill, ça c'est du sport

 

[Otto!]

Fuck ton dress code
J'rentre avec ma casquette pis mon manteau
On est juste venu faire un check, on s'en va tantôt
Y'a des partner que ça faisait longtemps que j'avais pas vu
Si t'as soif comme j'ai soif d'alcool, au bar, y'en aura plus

Au bar, j'commence à me sentir bizarre
Sont où les toilettes
Brrrrrk ! Trop tard
Nous autres quand on sort
Nous autres on trip fort
Chiller comme qu'on Chill, ça c'est du sport

C’est quand ton premier spectacle? Réserves-moi deux billets svp!

 

[Sonny Qc]

C’est quand ton premier spectacle? Réserves-moi deux billets svp!

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[fingercuffs]

@Parmenides

 

[Aegon Spengler]

Hey yo fuck it
I just shit in a bucket

 

[Sonny Qc]

Hey yo fuck it
I just shit in a bucket

 

[Parmenides]

Fuck ton dress code
J'rentre avec ma casquette pis mon manteau
On est juste venu faire un check, on s'en va tantôt
Y'a des partner que ça faisait longtemps que j'avais pas vu
Si t'as soif comme j'ai soif d'alcool, au bar, y'en aura plus

Au bar, j'commence à me sentir bizarre
Sont où les toilettes
Brrrrrk ! Trop tard
Nous autres quand on sort
Nous autres on trip fort
Chiller comme qu'on Chill, ça c'est du sport

Hey..this aint the sprechen ze five sub

 

[Parmenides]

@Parmenides

Yo my lady finga cuffs
Hugs from da tropics hun

I need some inspiration
To set off mah imagination

The beast in me lies dormant
Fat fool @BEATDOWNS says doormat

But i laugh at da haters
Cuz I got da hoes and da papers

To live like a king worry free
Yet in their head i dwell rent free

Like my homie @Seeahtik in his shelter
He never paid a dime..even better

@axe wound and @Low Test With da Best
Betta recognize im da best..fuck da rest

I see yall homies talking crap
Thats why i put yo ass in my rap

Better keep dat big mouth shut
My lyrics get you downed like a cop

 

[fingercuffs]

Yo my lady finga cuffs
Hugs from da tropics hun

I need some inspiration
To set off mah imagination

The beast in me lies dormant
Fat fool @BEATDOWNS says doormat

But i laugh at da haters
Cuz I got da hoes and da papers

To live like a king worry free
Yet in their head i dwell rent free

Like my homie @Seeahtik in his shelter
He never paid a dime..even better

@axe wound and @Low Test With da Best
Betta recognize im da best..fuck da rest

I see yall homies talking crap
Thats why i put yo ass in my rap

Better keep dat big mouth shut
My lyrics get you downed like a cop

And that, my friends, is all the fat lady wrote.

 

[Contempt]

Rap is crap... that is all.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

i put the pee pee on the poo pooo
y bumm make the dodoo
im like kookoo when the train go choochoo
i got my wienre in ur boooobooo
make u say boohoo
skibnitty noodle sakdoodle

 

[Bangkok ready d1]

Im bangkok ready till a die, making muthefuckers say bye, when i hit on your girl you better go to the corner and just cry cause im not here for games playa, i was put in this world to survive and no better way to do this than cuck a sherbro and go drink with the homies, high five

 

[GSP_37]

After watching an episode of Naked and Afraid featuring a woman named AK who got tons of bug bites on her vajayjay... "AK and her vajayjay, AK and her vajayjay".

 

[fungi]

C’est quand ton premier spectacle? Réserves-moi deux billets svp!

You wanna buy 2?
I'll give you a "sherbro special" deal.
Just send me your credit card number.
I'll charge it myself.

 

[fungi]

@Nnedd wood off kicked some major ass itt.
He retired tho, me thinks.

 

[Post 2 Decision]

i put the pee pee on the poo pooo
y bumm make the dodoo
im like kookoo when the train go choochoo
i got my wienre in ur boooobooo
make u say boohoo
skibnitty noodle sakdoodle

Hahah yeah

Poo is my go to rhyming word

 

[Parmenides]

Im bangkok ready till a die, making muthefuckers say bye, when i hit on your girl you better go to the corner and just cry cause im not here for games playa, i was put in this world to survive and no better way to do this than cuck a sherbro and go drink with the homies, high five