Lets hear some lawyer stories. Are they all scumbags?

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I personally do not have any good stories to share regarding lawyers. I have never met one that was in it for anything more than a paycheck.

Whats funny is I can remember when lawyers were actually held in high regard, how that ever happened I don't know. It is also funny to think that because someone is a lawyer, they are automatically rich, yet another fallacy.
 
I do not have any stories about lawyers, unfortunately.
 
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There like everyone else, a large percentage of them are Assholes...
 
Forum Sentinal said:
I saw a lawyer at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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Story sounds oddly familiar...
 
Forum Sentinal said:
I saw a lawyer at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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would you just stop posting.
 
My lawyer bled to death in his office after being told to cut off a pound of his own flesh and place it on the miniature scales of justice on his desk. Greedy fuck.
 
Ok, it's been a fun couple of weeks, but can we get the mods to lay down the ban hammer? Retelling his fake Shia LaBeouf story after all this other nonsense is getting ridiculous. The Berry is supposed to be a respectable place where degenerates, sociopaths, and jerks can all congregate to share stories of pussy, drugs, movies, and benching teh 275. @Forum Sentinal, away with you!
 
sub_thug said:
Ok, it's been a fun couple of weeks, but can we get the mods to lay down the ban hammer? Retelling his fake Shia LaBeouf story after all this other nonsense is getting ridiculous. The Berry is supposed to be a respectable place where degenerates, sociopaths, and jerks can all congregate to share stories of pussy, drugs, movies, and benching teh 275. @Forum Sentinal, away with you!
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Hey be nice! I'm trying to make people laugh!
 
Forum Sentinal said:
Hey be nice! I'm trying to make people laugh!
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I know two people who are laughing. One is your "buddy," and the other is your girlfriend. Well, she might be moaning right now... So what are you looking at on Sherdog while she's getting hers?
 
sub_thug said:
I know two people who are laughing. One is your "buddy," and the other is your girlfriend. Well, she might be moaning right now... So what are you looking at on Sherdog while she's getting hers?
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Just this thread at the moment. I sincerely apologize though and i won't post that paragraph about meeting x at the grocery store.
 
AWESOMEACE said:
I personally do not have any good stories to share regarding lawyers. I have never met one that was in it for anything more than a paycheck.

Whats funny is I can remember when lawyers were actually held in high regard, how that ever happened I don't know. It is also funny to think that because someone is a lawyer, they are automatically rich, yet another fallacy.
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No disrespect to lawyers, but yeah; this right here.
 
Forum Sentinal said:
Just this thread at the moment. I sincerely apologize though and i won't post that paragraph about meeting x at the grocery store.
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Dude, I just said that your girlfriend was cheating on you with your buddy. Why in the hell are you apologizing to me? This is the sort of thing you'll want to change if you want respect from people.
 
sub_thug said:
Dude, I just said that your girlfriend was cheating on you with your buddy. Why in the hell are you apologizing to me? This is the sort of thing you'll want to change if you want respect from people.
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Yeah i know but i don't care about that. I like it here and don't want to get banned so i'll stop posting that thing and i'm apologizing so you and i can start fresh
 
I'm a lawyer and I think I'm alright.
 
Nope. Just work at a small firm helping people.
 
jeicex said:
I'm a lawyer and I think I'm alright.
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Yeah, I have a few cousins that are lawyers. They're all pretty good dudes. One is a DA and does special education law, and the other does mostly family law. I have a third cousin who does patent law, and while he is by far the most well-off of the three, he's also the scummiest. I think that may also be due to the fact that he's living it up as a good ole' boy in Charleston, SC.
 
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