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[Drunken Meat Fist]

I don't know, Alan Parson had a project, but Gret Kihn had a centerfold.

 

[Drunken Meat Fist]

About what though? Precisely?

hahaha. Precisely, .... a girl I care about is going through a hard time and the thought of her in pain is bothering the shit out of me. So I guess, baseball.

 

[Drunken Meat Fist]

somebody asking me about wm burroughs

 

[BEATDOWNS]

I have a Banquet buffalo-style chicken mac 'n cheese, 26 g of protein, but that might be bullshit

I'll be there at 6pm.. imo

 

[VAfan]

somebody asking me about wm burroughs

his early stuff was the best. 'junky' is a seriously good book.

 

[VAfan]

and now it's time for long cat

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that's seriously the longest cat i've ever seen.

do you have any long dogs?

 

[mudrubble]

Don't think sorry is easily said, I've heard the accusations before and despite all the blood on the floor, the softness of your thighs makes your lies worth believing

My thighs are not soft. Liar.

 

[Deleted member 449757]

hahaha. Precisely, .... a girl I care about is going through a hard time and the thought of her in pain is bothering the shit out of me. So I guess, baseball.

I remember when my best friend (who has bipolar disorder) had her last manic phase and completely messed up her life. Now that was a game of baseball if i ever saw one!

 

[Drunken Meat Fist]

his early stuff was the best. 'junky' is a seriously good book.

There's a strange and beautiful soul who reads the book and she has no buisness having that book, but I listen to her when I need to clean the house. She is wonderful.

 

[Drunken Meat Fist]

My thighs are not soft. Liar.

Only someone with soft thighs says shit like that.

 

[BEATDOWNS]

that's seriously the longest cat i've ever seen.

do you have any long dogs?

Nope sorry we are all out..

 

[mudrubble]

Only someone with soft thighs says shit like that.

You got me. Maybe the doc is right and a decade of cheetos and mountain dew really isn't the best diet. I'll research it as soon as mom restarts the router - no internet in the basement right now. I swear that bitch is lazy and good for nothing. No internet again???!? Ugh!!

 

[Drunken Meat Fist]

there's a girl with soft thighs who is in love with me and knocks on my door 1 in the morning every now and then. She would walk halfway across town in the rain, and bring a bottle and sit on your lap with no words, tits like a Buick. She comes in goes to the refrigerator fix me drink, and goes and crawls into bed. She's not the one, so why get carried away, but that's fucking stupid too, there ain't no harm in not being the one.

 

[Drunken Meat Fist]

There was a girl I was semi-with and she had a cold, and the girl above popped over on a rainy night, and I was half drunk and nodding off, and I go to take a piss, and I see her taking care of her, cold washrag to the forehead like a tender mom. The girl who isn't well comes around and sits on my lap and we're watching a movie, and the girl who was looking out comes out in a t shit and walks across the room , goes in the fridge, and she starts crying. Dude, she was just looking out for ya, next time she knocks, it's a can of worms and you can't unshut a door, but I don't know.

 

[markantony20]

Did you know that Huragok were originally meant to be in Halo Combat Evolved but were cut?


They wouldn’t make an appearance in the original Halo Trilogy but instead in Halo 3 ODST.

 

[Shaddows]

Through all the years, not once have I come here with the intention of wrecking somebody's night. There's a joke in my head, and maybe it's not your joke, but humor isn't about volume it's about height,

Height like Carwin?
I recall he is the GOAT on Height-cutting pre-fights!!!!!

 

[Shaddows]

Alan Parsons, of the Parson's Project. That's as mediocre a continuation as any.

you, sir, have no taste!
Alan Parsons is the man, his music is great and helped me with many dates (the good old days!!!)
I still keep some of his songs on my list...
"Old and wise" is a great example!

 

[Shaddows]

My name is so important that when you see it, you'd rather not get laid by your old lady or watch a good movie, but you put on your fingerless gloves and ruin you night psychologically over and over, which, isn't that often really, and there's a handful of folks who are in on the joke of a dumb bastard trying to pop a wheelie on a unicycle with an animated 12 year old Jodie Foster prostitute avatar.

The first three letters of "POWER" POW.

I need to know what the 12 year old Jodie Foster prostitute avatar is saying..... now it's haunting me!

 

[Drunken Meat Fist]

I need to know what the 12 year old Jodie Foster prostitute avatar is saying..... now it's haunting me!

I just remember her saying she's a Libra, so we got that going on, and a pair of green shades, and we both have nice hair, and slept for money in our early teens, ...and twenties, and she won an Academy Award, and I won best first baseman back to back, and best playwright in 7th grade, while being a prostitute.

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

I just remember her saying she's a Libra, so we got that going on, and a pair of green shades, and we both have nice hair, and slept for money in our early teens, ...and twenties, and she won an Academy Award, and I won best first baseman back to back, and best playwright in 7th grade, while being a prostitute.

Who's your favorite baseball player?

If we're going first base I would choose Frank Thomas, Big Hurt over the local Jeff Bagwell... He was prime during my high school playing days.