Lauren Sanko is a breath of fresh air

Fact Checker said:
She offers zero technical insight because she has zero significant MMA experience.


Ofc the simps and casuals who don’t train like her because they could care less about proper technical analysis. Same dudes with thirst trap avatars on an MMA forum lol.
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Lol....funny one fapp checker.

She trains BJJ & has a pro fight under her belt, which is why she's good at commentary & analysis.
 
trumpet said:
She's awful. Her whiny high pitched voice sounds like an 8 year old holding its nose.
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Be happy she doesn’t have that murrcan croaching metallic thing that muurcan women have like 80% of the time.
 
Stump said:
What? I dont agree with his criticism, I think her voice is fine, but what is your post all about? How much of a white knight could you even be? A guy can't criticize the voice of a fuckin' commentator because it's unfair?? Whaaaat?

If someone has a shitty voice and is working as a commentator, fair game on criticizing their voice. If someone is a surgeon with trembly hands, or a pilot with bad eyesight, or a server with terrible short term memory - fair game, all of them.

Are you a kindergarten teacher? If someone were to harass her on the street for having a high-pitched voice, that's one thing, but we're talking about her as a commentator - you know, someone who offers their voice, professionally...
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I think/hope he was joking.
 
KOPPE said:
it does not, its all about skill and knowledge.
Sanko is here to stay and you're going to take it like a good little bitch.
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Voice doesn’t matter for a commentator? Dumbest thing I have read this week.
 
Fact Checker said:
She offers zero technical insight because she has zero significant MMA experience.


Ofc the simps and casuals who don’t train like her because they could care less about proper technical analysis. Same dudes with thirst trap avatars on an MMA forum lol.
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These same simps would protest her commentating if she wasn't a pretty blonde
 
Fact Checker said:
She offers zero technical insight because she has zero significant MMA experience.


Ofc the simps and casuals who don’t train like her because they could care less about proper technical analysis. Same dudes with thirst trap avatars on an MMA forum lol.
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100% sir.
 
HNIC215 said:
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She looks like a 45 year old mother sir.
 
Fact Checker said:
She offers zero technical insight because she has zero significant MMA experience.


Ofc the simps and casuals who don’t train like her because they could care less about proper technical analysis. Same dudes with thirst trap avatars on an MMA forum lol.
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if you need Laura to explain what's happening in the cage to you maybe you need to go spend some more time on the mats and less time on Sherdog.

There's always some insecure weirdo 10 year white/blue belt or some weirdo that's a orange belt in 11 martial arts and owns ninja stars that wants to denigrate a female who has ascended to higher levels of BJJ/MMA than them

Always the first one to use buzzwords like "simp"

Laura has done good. She hangs in with people with unprecedented MMA success like DC, unprecedented wealth like Joe and does so confidently.

Even better, she riles up all these insecure dudes into having hissy fits because she'a also attractive which is funny to watch.

StonedLemur said:
She looks like a 45 year old mother sir.
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I mean, she's a 41 year old mother, so that tracks.
 
Eat My Teep said:
if you need Laura to explain what's happening in the cage to you maybe you need to go spend some more time on the mats and less time on Sherdog.

There's always some insecure weirdo 10 year white/blue belt or some weirdo that's a orange belt in 11 martial arts and owns ninja stars that wants to denigrate a female who has ascended to higher levels of BJJ/MMA than them

Always the first one to use buzzwords like "simp"

Laura has done good. She hangs in with people with unprecedented MMA success like DC, unprecedented wealth like Joe and does so confidently.

Even better, she riles up all these insecure dudes into having hissy fits because she'a also attractive which is funny to watch.



I mean, she's a 41 year old mother, so that tracks.
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Exactly sir, she's "ok" but nothing special.
She has pretty eyes , but that doesn't make her better at commentating.

I don't think she's as good as people are saying she is.
 
Mohawk Banditó said:
Imagine someone who is factually wrong as much as "Fact Checker" always is trying to make criticisms about technical insight. Guy's a fucking joke
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Me and you see eye to eye on a lot of subjects sir, I just don't understand why people think she's that good to be honest.
 
StonedLemur said:
Exactly sir, she's "ok" but nothing special.
She has pretty eyes , but that doesn't make her better at commentating.

I don't think she's as good as people are saying she is.
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I think breath of fresh air is a perfect way to put it. She is different. Mostly from being female, yeah, but also a female that has accomplished a level of BJJ that 99% of people who train never make it to, and as a female competitor/combat sport participant, far less than 1% of the females I've trained sign up to do a cage fight, god forbid a professional cage fight. So she has a lot of unique attributes and compared to just some interviewer who hasn't/doesn't train at all I think she has a leg up. DC and Rogan, etc. will all be speaking a shared language with her as opposed to, say, Goldberg, who as far as I know didn't train at all and you could tell. Not that he needed to, but I think it certainly helps when you know what D1 wrestlers, BJJ black belts, etc. are talking about in real time. Anik gets a pass because he's been so passionate about the sport for so long he keeps up just fine.

As far as her physical looks, not that they're all that important by themselves, but as an overall package they certainly help. I'm not going to go tit for tat with you about how attractive she is, mostly because it's a rabbit hole. If I find her a 10 and you a 5, that says more about our personal preferences than her.

She's also very green. I think as a starting point she's exceeded expectations. When you get guys in the booth of any sport, former athletes or not, they tend to suck ass initially and find a groove within a year or two. It doesn't help that in other sports your tag team partner is pretty consistent and in this league one week you have a bloviating drunk like DC or a pothead coming down off shrooms Rogan and the next week you have Anik.

Her voice is a bit shrill, not sure if there's much you can do about that.

tl;dr she is doing ok and breast of fresh air is the perfect way to see it imho
 
StonedLemur said:
Me and you see eye to eye on a lot of subjects sir, I just don't understand why people think she's that good to be honest.
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Good for you, sir, but you're factually wrong here if you're disagreeing because I didn't say anything subjective. I do like you but do take mind here that you're responding to me here when all I've contributed is merely countering the claim of known moron/troll Fact Checker when he said she  doesn't say things that she does. This was an in-argument surrounding a single obviously incorrect claim, nothing more.

Whether that makes her good or bad or whether she does it enough to justify the praise she gets is nowhere in my post. The fact that you projected that in there should perhaps be a bit revealing of maybe some inherent bias. First step is recognizing it, friend. All due respect
 
KOPPE said:
your awful for criticizing her for something thats out of her control.
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It's relevant given that her job is based on how she speaks. It would be reasonable to call out a model for being unattractive too, regardless of whether or not s/he has control over it. You're a model - you're supposed to look good. And if you're a commentator, yes, you're supposed to sound good.
 
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