Last Meal Request

[sleepwalk]

Like this:

That'll do, Mr Hangman. That'll do.

 

[ToxicShocker]

It's your last meal. What do you order?

It can be delivered hot from anywhere in the world, it has to be an amount that you would be able to finish in one sitting, and it cannot be anything that could kill you.

Here are some ideas:

Why is every damn YouTube video clickbait.

I'd get every high fiber thing they make so I shit myself the second the switch is flipped.

 

[loyalyolayal]

I'm 6ft tall, 160lbs, wear size 30 jeans and need a belt to keep my pants from sagging.

Size 30 jeans at 6 ft and pants still sagging? You need to do squats.

 

[Big Al's Texas BBQ]

 

[chill doggie]

Size 30 jeans at 6 ft and pants still sagging? You need to do squats.

Nice try, I aint posting booty pics.

I can squat teh 300.
I’m just skinny waist like Ferguson.

 

[weed]

you're a traitor to Maruchan.

 

[Dirt Road Soldier]

Double whopper with cheese, two jr bacons, hardees curly fries and a large Barqs root beer.

 

[BFoe]

@Sir Galahad and @HI SCOTT NEWMAN beat me to it.
It’d be as much fucking sushi as I could cram down my throat.

Edit: @Clementine is down with the sushi too? See, I knew you all were solid peeps.

 

[Swiftie]

They haven't updated this site in many years, but you can see what prisoners last meal requests were. Its called Dead Men Eating

http://deadmaneating.blogspot.com

 

[IloveTHIS]

2 gourmet tacos
1 of the finest steaks
2 lobster tails
3 huge scallops
wasabi mash potatoes
2 BLTs

and 3 slices of the finest cheesecake the world has to offer

 

[BayAreaGuy]

2 McDoubles w/ extra cheese (added myself) and loaded with extra ketchup.
1 large McD's fries
Can of coke

I used to eat that many, many nights when going to law school. It would be a sentimental last meal.

 

[The HAMA]

They should change the last meal thing to last pussy.
Same rules apply.
Any type of pussy you want from anywhere in the world. You must be able to finish it in one “sitting” and the pussy mustn’t be able to kill you.

 

[Strychnine]

1 NY Strip Steak done medium rare topped with Dungeness crab
1 Lobster tail with a large tub of melted butter on the side
1 Baked russet potato with sour cream, chives, and butter
1 Pitcher of iced sweet tea
1 slice of sweet potato pie topped with vanilla ice cream
and that Cigar that I keep on top of my wristwatch collection box.

 

[Sir Galahad]

@Sir Galahad and @HI SCOTT NEWMAN beat me to it.
It’d be as much fucking sushi as I could cram down my throat.

Edit: @Clementine is down with the sushi too? See, I knew you all were solid peeps.
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That looks delicious. Truly sushi is Japan's gift to the world. BTW I had sushi for dinner. @Clementine @HI SCOTT NEWMAN

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[BFoe]

That looks delicious. Truly sushi is Japan's gift to the world. BTW I had sushi for dinner. @Clementine @HI SCOTT NEWMAN

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That looks awesome. I might have to get some for the fights tomorrow if the roads are ok (snow storm tonight). The pics I posted were from someplace in Denver, but best sushi I ever had was from Mori Sushi in Los Angeles. Highly recommend it if you’re ever in town.

 

[Jballer]

An sald

I missed the origin of this meme. Did someone actually try to pass this off as a serious shoop at one point?

 

[weed]

I missed the origin of this meme. Did someone actually try to pass this off as a serious shoop at one point?

yup, it was from a P&M thread. forget the user's name, but he said something like "here he is eating a sald" or some shit hahaha

 

[Herwald]

 

[RetiredSlave]

I missed the origin of this meme. Did someone actually try to pass this off as a serious shoop at one point?

It was "eating an sald." It is serious comedy, first off its an important complete disregard for spelling and grammar, I love that an. Then the creator called it a salad when its just a picture of broccoli. The real nail in the coffin though is the corner of the picture being perfectly placed on The Dragons teeth. Its right up there with Shadface, UberTS, the I Just Got Married thread and many other legendary sherdogisms.

Last meal request would be dependent on if I was allowed hallucinogens or not. At least I think dead men walking should be allowed a nice bag of liberty caps. Id go from there.

 

[lsa]

A human brain.
At least I would be taking some one with me..