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Kung Fu master trains with heavy weapon

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Yeah Kung fu rules the martial arts world. It's just banned from the UFC because it's so deadly
 
Crazy to think the only reason you don't see this more in the octagon is because mma fighters aren't skilled enough to use it.
 
This is the only Kung Fu master I recognize...

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Well, handling heavy stuff is a good workout, we see mma fighters mauling tires for the same reason.
 
A 1 stripe BJJ white belt taps him in under 2 minutes.
 
Is he allowed to bring his heavy weapons into the Octagon? No? Okay, next question.
 
THE HEAVY WEAPON IS HIS COCK. IT'S HIS FUCKING COCK. IT'S HIS FUCKING COCK. SUCK HIS FUCKING COCK YOU MOTHER.
 
Kung-Fu masters aren't represented in the UFC because their techniques are too deadly.

Just so you know.
 
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