Knockoff Restaurant

[emefer]

I’m thinking about opening a restaurant that serves knockoffs of classic fast food. Items I will offer include
Egg-a-muffin
Macs Big Burger
The Whompa
Phil Laid-a-fish
Chicken Nuggers

I was thinking of calling the place Cunterfeits but that may be a bit much.

 

[stalehotdog]

You’re 35 years too late.

 

[cowboyjunkie]

You’d have to improve on the originals otherwise why would anyone eat your garbage?

Make the egg muffin larger and slide the hash brown in the sandwich.

Larger patties on the Big Mac.

Smaller bun on the whopper (and use half the ketchup and mayo) lol.

Use real chicken for the nuggets.

Sounds like a winner.

 

[emefer]

You’d have to improve on the originals otherwise why would anyone eat your garbage?

Make the egg muffin larger and slide the hash brown in the sandwich.

Larger patties on the Big Mac.

Smaller bun on the whopper (and use half the ketchup and mayo) lol.

Use real chicken for the nuggets.

Sounds like a winner.

Thinking it would be all high quality re-enactments.

 

[emefer]

You’re 35 years too late.

I know this.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

I’m thinking about opening a restaurant that serves knockoffs of classic fast food. Items I will offer include
Egg-a-muffin
Macs Big Burger
The Whompa
Phil Laid-a-fish
Chicken Nuggers

I was thinking of calling the place Cunterfeits but that may be a bit much.

Look to China for inspiration

 

[Fedorgasm]

If you serve that egg McMuffin all day then you have my business.

Fucking McDonald's keeps playing games with that shit. Sometimes it's available after 11am, sometimes it's not. Or some locations do it but others don't. And you don't find out until you're already in the drive thru.

 

[Contempt]

Enjoy your lawsuits TS, will be fun.

 

[dildos]

 

[emefer]

Enjoy your lawsuits TS, will be fun.

Might be funking mcawsome

 

[Flower2dPeople]

Look to China for inspiration

Wendy lost a bet in Macau and was forced to work at knockoff McD's.

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

I'm into this Idea but.......it can be done better .
The name stays though.

 

[Slobodan]

There was a burger place I went to that served a Big Mic, of course if was much better than the real Big Mac

 

[Slobodan]

One of the best characters in sitcom

 

[jeff7b9]

If you serve that egg McMuffin all day then you have my business.

You just need to know how to ask.

 

[dildos]

One of the best characters in sitcom

yeah for sure!!

i just rewatched silicon valley like 2 weeks ago and its just as funny as first viewing!

 

[Slobodan]

yeah for sure!!

i just rewatched silicon valley like 2 weeks ago and its just as funny as first viewing!

Him pranking Elric was hilarious"Hello Eric Bachman this is you as an old man, I'm ugly, dead and alone"

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

Look to China for inspiration

Came here to post Obama Fried Chicken

 

[Belaya Smert]

“You’re liking it!”

 

[1rawdog]

I’m thinking about opening a restaurant that serves knockoffs of classic fast food. Items I will offer include
Egg-a-muffin
Macs Big Burger
The Whompa
Phil Laid-a-fish
Chicken Nuggers

I was thinking of calling the place Cunterfeits but that may be a bit much.

Pretty cool, what it is a knockoff of?