Knocking up lesbian couple adds

[Plutoburn]

A lot of lesbo are women you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place. /geroge carlin

 

[Turtlejuice]

Yeah, me too!

Or at least I used to.

Then I tried the D and it turns out the D is pretty awesome. You should try it.

Have you ever tried reaching your dick around to put it in your ass? Asking for a friend.

 

[Tuf_guy]

Brilliant.
lol. I have two lesbians in the condo right across from mine. And i've had a vasectomy.

If only they were even half decent looking.

Doesn't matter. Two 4's make an 8.

 

[PlayswellwithLawnDarts]

Hopefully it’s the 19.99/ DVD lesbian
And not some truck stop chad that could beat you in a pissing contest for distance (no hands).

 

[Organic Damage]

Dunno why a lesbian would want some straight dude to "blast into her" to get pregnant. Whatever happened to the turkey baster method?

 

[SammyPops]

Brilliant.
lol. I have two lesbians in the condo right across from mine. And i've had a vasectomy.

If only they were even half decent looking.

Two 5s make a 10 bro.

 

[ithinktheymad]

They get them from the philippians at wholesale

I guess that way they can avoid the Philippeen.

 

[Deleted member 409801]

Have fun

Challenge accepted

Probably a solid chance that YOU'D end up getting knocked up

 

[FyrFytr998]

No thanks. Court systems are too rigged against men to make it worth while.

 

[Jack Stevonovich]

Dunno why a lesbian would want some straight dude to "blast into her" to get pregnant. Whatever happened to the turkey baster method?

 

[sweetviolenturg]

My step-daughter & her wife are in the midst of trying to get pregnant.
They're both still paying off student loans so they can't afford to go through the usual medical procedures in order to do so. So, what they've done is made an arrangement with a close lifelong friend of theirs who's agreed to father their child. He's a single bi-sexual guy who's approaching 30 & who wants to become a father. So, they've worked the custody, child support & all the other logistics out with a family law attorney.
Now they just have to wait until nature takes its course.

 

[j123]

I identify as lesbian but I have a penis..ask me anything about lesbian pregnancy.

Does it come out human or like an alien from the movies?

 

[D Train]

Lesbians can't biologically get pregnant.

It’s just science.

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

My step-daughter & her wife are in the midst of trying to get pregnant.
They're both still paying off student loans so they can't afford to go through the usual medical procedures in order to do so. So, what they've done is made an arrangement with a close lifelong friend of theirs who's agreed to father their child. He's a single bi-sexual guy who's approaching 30 & who wants to become a father. So, they've worked the custody, child support & all the other logistics out with a family law attorney.
Now they just have to wait until nature takes its course.

I feel so bad for this child. So many dumb mistakes here all rolled into one.

 

[Alphaboy]

Have fun

Careful, he's a "man" now, don't wanna get in trouble for bigotry.

 

[Alphaboy]

I think most of those ads on the internet are just trolls having fun with horny dudes.

Lesbian couples usually get a close family friend that they've known for years to provide the seed. They're not gonna need to seek some random dude on the internet for it.

Always remember women (even bad looking ones) can get a dick anytime they want.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

Great way to get hit with a paternity suit.

Not if you’re black..

 

[Streeter]

Great way to get hit with a paternity suit.

Only way u do this is with a contract absolving u. Anyone that would do this with no contract is an idiot n should get fleeced

 

[sweetviolenturg]

I feel so bad for this child. So many dumb mistakes here all rolled into one.

Well, then I guess it's a good thing that they don't care about the opinions of individuals like you. They've dealt with their fair share of bigotry in their relationship & thankfully they've just become more empowered by it. So, no worries. They & their child will be just fine.

 

[90 50]

Do you generally get to blast into both of them, or is only one trying to get pregnant?
Do you do them both at the same time, is it like a proper threesome thing?

Seems like a pretty tight deal if you have an out card i.e. splitting the country if the paternity suit comes at you.

Personally I am glad i never donated sperm, etc. They used to advertise a lot at Uni. They had reasonably specific requirements - very strng background health check, specific heritage requirements, height and weight requirements, and for at least one of them you had to demonstrate your academic performance in an acceptable bachelor degree. I assume that was the 'IQ' component.

In return they would fly you interstate to their clinic, put you up for a week or so with some spending money, provide food and entertainment (nothing extravagent) and I think around $500 cash.

Problem is that Australian Legislation requires that sperm donors are able to be traced on court order. So you could have a knock on your door at any point in the next 60+ years. I didn't want that to happen if i had a family, and now that i do have a family i am glad i never did.

But i would love to blast into a couple of lesbians a few times a month for a few months.

According to recent porn hub research you blast into both of them one after the other.