Knocking up lesbian couple adds

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Ever seen this? I ran across some on the rabbit hole we call the internet some years back and got a laugh, never looked into it though. The vasectomy thread made me think of it for some weird reason.

Anyway it was on Craigslist back in the day and some websites where they try and match up.

Basically a les couple wants a natural Kid. Pays a dude to come over a couple times a week and blast into them until one is preggo.

Seems odd, would you do it to help a young couple out now that the world is a little more progressive that way?

 

[Crocop42]

Great way to get hit with a paternity suit.

 

[JabToucher]

They will later sue the doner for money for "their" kid!!

People try to get money from anonymous doners from legit official fertility clinics years down the line.
This has happened numerous times already.

 

[Te Huna Matata]

If you've had a vasectomy, it's an easy 3some.

 

[Deleted member 335905]

My youngest daughters mother was a lesbian married to another woman when we met. They tried to have a baby using in vitro and spending all kinds of money, it never worked...some years later, they started having marital problems, so we started hanging out, which led to sleeping together....within a few weeks she got pregnant because dumb ass me forgot lesbians dont take birth control....anyways, shes crazy and is a pain the ass. We tried to have a relationship after she divorced but it didnt work.

TLDR Cliffs: Never get a lez preggo. They are crazy.

 

[MikeMcMann]

If you've had a vasectomy, it's an easy 3some.

Brilliant.
lol. I have two lesbians in the condo right across from mine. And i've had a vasectomy.

If only they were even half decent looking.

 

[Strychnine]

I read that unless sperm donation is done in a doctor's office (no sex), the father is liable for paternity.

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

Have fun

 

[HARRISON_3]

Lesbians can't biologically get pregnant.

 

[Slick_36]

I know of a couple who sells babies to lesbian couples. No idea where they get the babies though.

 

[MassDistortion]

I identify as lesbian but I have a penis..ask me anything about lesbian pregnancy.

 

[RizinSon88]

I read that unless sperm donation is done in a doctor's office (no sex), the father is liable for paternity.

True. Don't fall for it you horny idiots.

 

[Osculater]

Have fun

Challenge accepted

 

[Osculater]

I know of a couple who sells babies to lesbian couples. No idea where they get the babies though.

They get them from the philippians at wholesale

 

[rj144]

Ahh... you mean ad, not add. The math didn't add up in your title.

 

[Doughbelly]

I identify as lesbian but I have a penis..

Yeah, me too!

Or at least I used to.

Then I tried the D and it turns out the D is pretty awesome. You should try it.

 

[Lawless People]

I read that unless sperm donation is done in a doctor's office (no sex), the father is liable for paternity.

A sperm bank? With their credit????

 

[bandicoot]

Ever seen this? I ran across some on the rabbit hole we call the internet some years back and got a laugh, never looked into it though. The vasectomy thread made me think of it for some weird reason.

Anyway it was on Craigslist back in the day and some websites where they try and match up.

Basically a les couple wants a natural Kid. Pays a dude to come over a couple times a week and blast into them until one is preggo.

Seems odd, would you do it to help a young couple out now that the world is a little more progressive that way?

Funnily enough, I was approached by a lesbian couple a few years back with a similar proposition.

I declined.

 

[bandicoot]

Great way to get hit with a paternity suit.

And this is why I declined. Lol.

 

[davidlemonparty]

Do you generally get to blast into both of them, or is only one trying to get pregnant?
Do you do them both at the same time, is it like a proper threesome thing?

Seems like a pretty tight deal if you have an out card i.e. splitting the country if the paternity suit comes at you.

Personally I am glad i never donated sperm, etc. They used to advertise a lot at Uni. They had reasonably specific requirements - very strng background health check, specific heritage requirements, height and weight requirements, and for at least one of them you had to demonstrate your academic performance in an acceptable bachelor degree. I assume that was the 'IQ' component.

In return they would fly you interstate to their clinic, put you up for a week or so with some spending money, provide food and entertainment (nothing extravagent) and I think around $500 cash.

Problem is that Australian Legislation requires that sperm donors are able to be traced on court order. So you could have a knock on your door at any point in the next 60+ years. I didn't want that to happen if i had a family, and now that i do have a family i am glad i never did.

But i would love to blast into a couple of lesbians a few times a month for a few months.