Kim Jong Un by a landslide

[TeTe]

I could take him. I'd beat that marshmallow with hair to a pulp with one hand tied behind my back.

 

[__Big_D__]

Holy shit. I actually thought that was SH until I noticed the Lego logo

Uncanny

 

[__Big_D__]

I could take him. I'd beat that marshmallow with hair to a pulp with one hand tied behind my back.

Kim Jong Un is undefeated with over 500 fights against the worlds best bro.

Try again

 

[__Big_D__]

Heard a rumor he even murked Bruce Lee in a fight to the death. Not sure if it's true but I believe it

 

[TeTe]

Kimmy is undefeated alright... With 500 rabid dogs at his side.

 

[__Big_D__]

You should try your luck with mom jean wearing Obama.. Kim Jong Un is a demigod at this point.

 

[Lovestorm]

Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Kim Jong.

 

[__Big_D__]

Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Kim Jong.

Hahaha.

I like that one

 

[Satsui Ryu]

Frontline on PBS has a couple good ones. They did one recently about children there who escape, and how NK is trying to keep media out of the country, but people are smuggling in flash drives and stuff like that.

There was a great one that someone posted here once but I haven't had any luck finding it. I think it was only on the web. These guys basically get to take a very guided tour of NK, they pull out all the stops for them to show them what a great place it is - really bizarre.

There was a good one on Netflix where the NatGeo crew piggybacks on a trip with IIRC a Nepalese Ophthalmologist who was doing free cataract surgeries for the NK people (apparently cataracts are a symptom of starvation). The NK officials thought the film crew was doing a pro-NK documentary.

 

[Matt]

There was a good one on Netflix where the NatGeo crew piggybacks on a trip with IIRC a Nepalese Ophthalmologist who was doing free cataract surgeries for the NK people (apparently cataracts are a symptom of starvation). The NK officials thought the film crew was doing a pro-NK documentary.

I saw that one!

It was crazy. People were thanking the glorious leader for the surgeries even though he was the one who caused their condition in the first place. Unreal!

 

[Nnedd]

Frontline on PBS has a couple good ones. They did one recently about children there who escape, and how NK is trying to keep media out of the country, but people are smuggling in flash drives and stuff like that.

There was a great one that someone posted here once but I haven't had any luck finding it. I think it was only on the web. These guys basically get to take a very guided tour of NK, they pull out all the stops for them to show them what a great place it is - really bizarre.

VICE did an episode in NK, but I didn't see it.

 

[Kevin Rudd]

somebody needs to take that fat little shit out.

 

[Matt]

Kind of surprising that the people have tolerated this as long as they have. You would think they'd overthrow this regime by now.

 

[Kevin Rudd]

That is why he purges his top brass so often, so they don't have time to plot against him. Someone just needs to walk up to the guy and put one in his fat head, my preferred assassin would be Dennis Rodman.

 

[Thames]

I have seen so many docs but none on N Korea. Can you recommend a couple?

[YT]?v=24R8JObNNQ4[/YT]

There's two other parts as well. Very entertaining documentary.

Also this:
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A bit different, and not really with any political message. But it shows you a lot of N. Korea.

 

[KOQ24]

Kind of surprising that the people have tolerated this as long as they have. You would think they'd overthrow this regime by now.

china is the key factor,wo them lil kim will be dangling from a tree in a few years

 

[bigblue02_02jw]

I'm shocked at least one guy didn't get his rivals ballot and vote against him .

 

[Gregster]

Sure...the haters will say that the voters were all starry-eyed and dazzled by his shameless gambit of having Rodman stump for him at the 11th hour. But I just think this proves that the North Koreans aren't hung up on looks or media-friendliness and recognize a candidate cut from *real* leadership timber!

Of course, grandpa Kim Il Sung is still above him on the hierarchy despite being dead for 20 years. Some kids never truly get out of the old man's shadow...

 

[bmasters1993]

Why wouldn't you vote for him?

He won every event he entered at Sochi,

He is the three time Winner of Sexiest Man in North Korea

His hair and fashion have set trends throughout the world

The capitalist pigs quiver and shake with fear at the thought of his wrath

P4P greatest leader in history imo

 

[Gregster]

Kind of surprising that the people have tolerated this as long as they have. You would think they'd overthrow this regime by now.

The ability of the Kim dynasty to hang on this long has confounded observers who've been predicting their downfall since the '80s.

Likely reasons for their longevity include:

MASS COGNITIVE DISSONANCE: The citizenry convinces itself they really *do* live in paradise so as to psycologically insulate themselves from the fact they live in total backwards-assed hellhole.

THEY REALLY BELIEVE ALL THE SHIT THEY'RE TOLD: Being constantly fed an unending stream of feelgood claptrap propaganda, dawn-to-dusk from cradle-to-grave, works wonders. The one radio station, one TV station, and one newspaper do nothing but talk about how awesome The Dear Leader on North Korea are. Billboards and monuments to NK's awesomeness crowd the landscape. Loudspeakers blare pro-regime blather 24-7. All popular media (movies, music) laud the NK ideal...[CONT'D]