Kim Jong Un by a landslide

[Matt]

NKorea: Not a single vote cast against Kim Jong Un

PYONGYANG, North Korea (AP)

 

[Nnedd]

In North Korea, they have a name for people who say things like, "this type of thing is a big hoax".


That name is : dog food.

 

[Repoman23]

haha, i was just about to make this thread. He must be an AMAZING leader

Some interesting facts about the fat kids father...

He invented the hamburger - ( I confirmed this with McDonalds)

In 1994, it was reported by Pyongyang media outlets that Kim Jong Il shot 38 under par on a regulation 18-hole golf course – including 5 holes in one! That score is 25 shots better than the best round in history, and is made even more amazing by the fact that it was his first time playing the sport. It’s said Kim Jong Il would routinely sink 3 or 4 holes in one per round of golf, and – lucky for the PGA – he has since given it up.

(He had some black in him)
For a few years in the early 1990s, it was confirmed by Hennessy that Kim Jong Il was it’s best customer, spending about $600,000 to $850,000 annually on the liquor. He is partial to the Paradis cognac, which can sell for over $700 per bottle. In comparison, the average North Korean makes about $1000 per year.

Kim Jong-Il “coached” the 2010 Korean World Cup soccer team with an invisible phone

Kim Jong-Il planned to breed giant rabbits to solve North Korea’s hunger problems

His biography says he does not defecate or urinate

 

[Matt]

I love to watch documentaries about North Korea, it's a fascinating place.

I've heard some of those "facts" before. Hilarious stuff.

 

[Repoman23]

I love to watch documentaries about North Korea, it's a fascinating place.

I have seen so many docs but none on N Korea. Can you recommend a couple?

 

[ncordless]

I like how they keep it an open ballot. That way, if you don't vote they can find you and kill you and your entire family. Really increases the turnout.

Also like how there is only one candidate for each office and the choice is yes or no. To my knowledge, no candidate has ever gotten a no vote, most likely because the penalty for voting no is death + family line extermination.

 

[HOLA]

He landed a man on the sun, for God's sake. He has my vote.

 

[Scrody]

I'd vote for him.

 

[MANIAC123]

Lol at trying to run against him, it makes Zimbabwe look like a democracy.

 

[Lovestorm]

I remember an advert promoting their dear leader, where Kim Jong Il's voice was said to be so powerful he could create storms.

 

[Jing]

Rodman should've ran.

 

[afrdzak]

Rodman should've ran.

Why? Who do you think the Hennessey was for?

 

[Pupi]

I didn't see that one coming! What a shocker!

 

[__Big_D__]

NKorea: Not a single vote cast against Kim Jong Un

Boss.

And Obama on the other hand, he wears mom jeans.

 

[Orgasmo]

At this point, I seriously think North Korea should simply call itself an absolute monarchy. There's nothing Communist about that country.

 

[Matt]

I have seen so many docs but none on N Korea. Can you recommend a couple?

Frontline on PBS has a couple good ones. They did one recently about children there who escape, and how NK is trying to keep media out of the country, but people are smuggling in flash drives and stuff like that.

There was a great one that someone posted here once but I haven't had any luck finding it. I think it was only on the web. These guys basically get to take a very guided tour of NK, they pull out all the stops for them to show them what a great place it is - really bizarre.

 

[Devout Pessimist]

Why can't Canada have a leader as Great as Kim Jong Un ???

 

[KOQ24]

north korea,best korea

 

[__Big_D__]

Why can't Canada have a leader as Great as Kim Jong Un ???

Because we prefer leaders with lego haircuts

 

[Devout Pessimist]

Because we prefer leaders with lego haircuts