Kill Bill, from Bill's perspective

[Fedorgasm]

Cottonmouth's kid is much more a victim then black mamba's kid in the big picture. Her mom seemingly gave up the life too.

What's also interesting is that judging by cottonmouth's daughter's age, she had to have already been born when Cottonmouth helped kill the Bride's wedding party.

Because only 4 years have gone by, so if Cottonmouth had gotten pregnant after the wedding massacre, the kid would only be 3 years old, as most of the first year would've been the pregnancy.

But that kid is already in school, so I'm guessing she's at least 5.

So Cottonmouth was perfectly fine continuing to be an assassin even when she had a newborn at home. She probably had just started planning her exit from the game and did it the right way, without running away and faking her own death and lying to all her friends.

Man the more I go down this rabbit hole, the more I realize that everyone in the movie was pretty cool and the bride was the real asshole LOL

 

[Michaelangelo]

Uma was the real villain all along

 

[syct23]

What's also interesting is that judging by cottonmouth's daughter's age, she had to have already been born when Cottonmouth helped kill the Bride's wedding party.

Because only 4 years have gone by, so if Cottonmouth had gotten pregnant after the wedding massacre, the kid would only be 3 years old, as most of the first year would've been the pregnancy.

But that kid is already in school, so I'm guessing she's at least 5.

So Cottonmouth was perfectly fine continuing to be an assassin even when she had a newborn at home. She probably had just started planning her exit from the game and did it the right way, without running away and faking her own death and lying to all her friends.

Man the more I go down this rabbit hole, the more I realize that everyone in the movie was pretty cool and the bride was the real asshole LOL

And that’s why she didn’t receive the name Black Mamba

 

[BroScienceTalkatWork]

On top of it all, Uma Thurmann is a 5

 

[TheChance]

He took in this young naive chick, taught her how to be an assassin. Got the best coaches in the world to augment his own coaching so she could reach the top of her field.

He didn't have to do all that. He could've just banged her and then tossed her out on the street when he got tired of her.

But she wanted to be a cool assassin like him and he loved her so he went all out to make that happen for her.

Then consider her reasons for faking her own death. She says she didn't want her daughter to grow up around that assassin life. But she assumed Bill would never give that up, and she was wrong.

Look at what happened while Kiddo was in a coma. The deadly assassin viper squad was disbanded. Bill appears to be retired, living on the beach, and being a really good dad to BB. So apparently Kiddo didn't need to run away from Bill to protect her daughte She could've just talked to him about retirement and focusing on being parents and he would've agreed that it was a good idea. a. BB was having a much better life with Bill than she would've had in El Paso.

Yes because murderous pimps are notoriously easy to reason with

 

[nostradumbass]

They had some straight up white trash/Jerry Springer problems. Some murderer whose brother works at a strip club trying to be a pimp and groom some broad with daddy issues who's lying to everyone she knows and tricks some poor rube who seemed like a decent guy into marrying her by telling him it's his baby, then gets him and all his friends killed by dragging him into her white trash problems because she got knocked up by a guy she later decided was a POS and wasn't adult enough to break up with him.

 

[traditionally_irreverent]

After this in-depth analysis…
Im certainly re-evaluating the protagonist vs antagonist in this cultural classic.
There are similarities between Beatrix Kiddo and another all time villain…

 

[Thrawn33]

What's also interesting is that judging by cottonmouth's daughter's age, she had to have already been born when Cottonmouth helped kill the Bride's wedding party.

Because only 4 years have gone by, so if Cottonmouth had gotten pregnant after the wedding massacre, the kid would only be 3 years old, as most of the first year would've been the pregnancy.

But that kid is already in school, so I'm guessing she's at least 5.

So Cottonmouth was perfectly fine continuing to be an assassin even when she had a newborn at home. She probably had just started planning her exit from the game and did it the right way, without running away and faking her own death and lying to all her friends.

Man the more I go down this rabbit hole, the more I realize that everyone in the movie was pretty cool and the bride was the real asshole LOL

Wrap your brain around this:

Cottonmouth was married to a doctor when BM goes to kill her.

No way CM was married to potential security leak while she's doing assassin stuff prior to getting knocked up, so...

...Niki is quite possibly also Bill's baby.

 

[TheNinja]

They are all aaaholes. Kind of like Walter white. He was a terrible human being but I still cheered for him.
Did not cheer for the bride though. Oh and slim Charles and snoop were bad. But I cheered for them.