News Karl Roberson arrested and charged

I'm so confused
How could he be possibly taking crack?
Didn't he pass all his UFC USADA crack tests??
He's natural. Tainted supplements. Tainted with crack
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Smart dealers don't do the shit they sell... it's in the handbook, Chico
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Edit, not that he's a smart one
 
Taking the 'Lightning' Lee Murray approach to clout.

The only crime worse than this ever committed by an MMA fighter was when Paul Daley tapped Josh Koscheck.
 
The UFC is dead.

Wait.. wrong thread
 
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Jokes aside, dude could be fubar'd just in what they found in his car, sheesh...
- suspected crack, separately packaged
- defaced 9mm w/ extended clip
- weed

Idk the law in that state, but separately packaged drugs tends to nail "intent to deliver," with an illegally defaced handgun and extended mag kicker (extended mag may mean nothing in that state, idk). Bundle all that with the robbery and 200k value, felonies errywhere.

The deeper question here is, who still smokes crack? I thought all of those street junkies just used meth and fentynol now.
 
TS is really gonna blame Dana..

Yes. His selfish actions directly caused his series of crimes. If he would’ve paid him $100,000/$100,000 (which is what a fighter of his caliber is undoubtedly worth at the very least) he would’ve have had to do this to put food on his family’s table.
 
I remember when he looked like a decent prospect when he first got signed up after melting Spann in 2 seconds. Even got a decent win over Kopylov, career seemed to fall off after becoming one of the few people Vettori finished in the UFC though, which is understandable.
 
It was said in jest.
I love that word, it directly originates from the old French "geste", which meant, at the time, heroic actions, like in "chanson de geste", where medieval battles, stories, were narrated in (probably quite basic) singing and music, etc.
By association, when someone says online he is just jesting, I imagine him on the Bayeux Tapestry, but depicted as shitposting on the internet.
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I might be on the verge of insanity though, don't mind me.
 
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...and now robber and crack dealer? I guess sometimes you do gets weary and sick of trying

Also maan he lived for a long time
 
The deeper question here is, who still smokes crack? I thought all of those street junkies just used meth and fentynol now.
Lol true.

That's prob why they left it at "suspected crack" - they've got those street testing kits for coke, couldn't known on the spot if it was real or not.

But, now days everything is being replaced by fentynal. Was reading where people are thinking they bought coke, xanax, other actual pain killers, but end up ODing on fent. I guess it's being sold as all sorts of other stuff, uppers downers you name it, and taking a lot of lives in the process. Has me glad I been out those games 20 years or so.
 
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